When your past self is the real MVP. Ordering pizza for your future high self
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Planning your next vacation? โ๏ธ๐ This handy map will help you pick the perfect destination based on your unique...preferences. ๐ Just remember to pack your sense of humor (and maybe a hazmat suit).
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Me trying to explain to TSA that "My First Cavity Search" is just a children's book and not a how-to manual. ๐ฌ
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This map perfectly sums up my San Francisco bubble. Now, where did I put my America's Hat?
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When you finally take a break at work and your coworkers have other plans ๐
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Finally! I can add bacon to my burger without all the hassle of actually cooking bacon๐ฅ๐๐
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Daria gives zero f*cks about the Matrix. What a mood! ๐
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When you and the boys are ready to destroy the One Ring but first gotta choose your party hats ๐
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Wolverine: You know who fucks real good?
Spider-Man: ...
Wolverine: Redheads.
Spider-Man: ๐ค
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Build your own pocket-sized Fรผhrer! Perfect for history buffs and aspiring dictators. (Batteries and world domination plans not included)
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Surfers: We should be able to ride this wave, no problem. The ocean: Lol, kelp
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When your code throws so many errors, it needs its own O'Reilly book ๐
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When you're a soldier, and all you think about is war.
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Me trying to explain to my mom that caffeine and alcohol are drugs too ๐
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Me trying to have a private conversation in the US ๐บ๐ธ๐คซ