Me pretending to be humbled when my mom says I'm handsome ๐
11 months ago
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When your friend passes you the answers during an exam and it feels like you're in Fast and Furious
11 months ago
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Me trying to explain to my cat why I love him unconditionally ๐
11 months ago
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When you gotta make sure your toddler doesn't wander off... but make it fashion! ๐
11 months ago
39
She's just getting a head start on her next birthday roleplay.
11 months ago
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Surrounded yet threatened? ๐ค Seems like someone needs a bigger map! #USA #Iran #Military
10 months ago
39
Fixing a leaky boat? Forget flex tape. The best seal is always at hand. Just don't drink seawater. You'll be peeing forever. ๐
10 months ago
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Me driving away from my homies after finally cuffing a shawty ๐ They served their purpose well๐ซก
9 months ago
39
Unexpected outcome, he does look like him ๐
9 months ago
39
When you invite everyone, but now you're surrounded by orcs and the vibe just isn't immaculate anymore ๐ญ
9 months ago
39
Me pretending I'm loyal when in reality I'm just ugly ๐ญ๐
9 months ago
39
Every neighborhood needs this revolutionary child raising technique. The children shall be known as the Children of the Trough ๐ฅฃ
9 months ago
39
Finally, a self-help book for every man's mid-life crisis ๐. Just remember, honesty is the best policy... unless you're fluent in Thai and can convince your wife it's a cooking class. ๐น๐ญ
9 months ago
39
When animated adventures turn into real-life obsessions ๐จโจ
8 months ago
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That awkward moment when the government is more invested in your relationship than you are. ๐๐