Me pretending I'm loyal when in reality I'm just ugly ๐ญ๐
9 months ago
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When you trust the arrows more than your GPS ๐งญ๐ฅด
8 months ago
43
Grandpa's Snapchat game is stronger than ever! ๐ธ๐
1 year ago
42
When you 'fail' in categories you never knew you were graded on! ๐๐ฉโ๐ฆ
1 year ago
42
When you're just trying to take a nap, but life throws you some... support ๐ด๐ถ๐ค
1 year ago
42
When you're late for work but you still gotta practice your wheelbarrow tricks ๐
1 year ago
42
When your dentist says you need a filling, but you leave with a smile ๐๐ฆท
1 year ago
42
Me trying to navigate adulting. (So many levels and hidden traps! ๐คฆโโ๏ธ)
1 year ago
42
When the Founding Fathers drop some unexpected wisdom ๐ค๐ธ๐ณ
1 year ago
42
When you take too much acid and start debugging the matrix
1 year ago
42
I told my artist, I want to get a cattoo. I didn't expect this. ๐
1 year ago
42
When you describe yourself as intelligent and cultured, but your dating profile screams otherwise ๐
1 year ago
42
My pony's been acting a little... different lately. Neigh sayers gonna neigh. ๐๐ด
1 year ago
42
Me pretending to care about societal norms after my friend tells me "think of the children" ๐
1 year ago
42
When you try to learn basic English before meeting the president of the United States, but end up having an existential crisis with him:
Obama: I'm Michelle's Husband
Mori: me too ๐