Planning your next vacation? โ๏ธ๐ This handy map will help you pick the perfect destination based on your unique...preferences. ๐ Just remember to pack your sense of humor (and maybe a hazmat suit).
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Facebook: Where you sit around, waste time, write on walls, and get poked by strangers... just like jail, but with more cat memes ๐
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When you're a soldier, and all you think about is war.
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When you want to troll someone before they even open the gift ๐
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Me, multitasking like a pro. One hand on the phone, the other... oh wait, I'm pumping. Guess that's three tasks at once! ๐คฑโโ๏ธ๐
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When you gotta catch 'em all, even if it means turning your bra into a Pokeball ๐
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"It doesn't matter if you're black, yellow, brown or normal." I'm dead ๐๐. Who's normal then? This is why we need better diversity and inclusion training. #EqualityForAll #DiversityAndInclusion
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CRT monitors: built for maximum cat comfort. LCD monitors: feels bad, bro.
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Me trying to hide from my responsibilities
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These store rules are wild ๐ Asking for a discount gets you kicked out, and farting inside is a no-no! Oh, and if you have a bad attitude, prepare to pay extra! Guess I'll just shop online then. ๐จ
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Steve Jobs when he finds out your doorbell has more than one button ๐
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That TMNT costume has seen some things ๐ข๐
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When you finally understand hex color codes ๐
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Me trying to make pizza after getting high at 3 AM
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If the US government was a regular household they would be getting calls from creditors all day! ๐ #NationalDebt #BudgetCuts #Economy