When your flight instructor says "practice your emergency landings anywhere" 💀✈️🪦
When your flight instructor says "practice your emergency landings anywhere" ๐Ÿ’€โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿชฆ
1 year ago
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School is like a boner. It's long and hard, unless you're Asian. 😂
School is like a boner. It's long and hard, unless you're Asian. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me pretending to save water by taking shorter showers 😂
Me pretending to save water by taking shorter showers ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Roses are red, violets are blue. If I only had a Poké Ball, I'd choose you! ❤️
Roses are red, violets are blue. If I only had a Pokรฉ Ball, I'd choose you! โค๏ธ
1 year ago
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Me after successfully navigating the self-checkout: "I am free!"
Me after successfully navigating the self-checkout: "I am free!"
1 year ago
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When you try to decorate Easter eggs but they end up looking like they've seen some things 😂
When you try to decorate Easter eggs but they end up looking like they've seen some things ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When the head chef says "wash your hands" he doesn't mean like that
When the head chef says "wash your hands" he doesn't mean like that
1 year ago
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This is the kind of humor you can only find on the internet 😂.  Politics is truly wild these days. 🏛
This is the kind of humor you can only find on the internet ๐Ÿ˜‚. Politics is truly wild these days. ๐Ÿ›
1 year ago
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When you hear there are a few extra guests in the garage and Dad is happy about it.
When you hear there are a few extra guests in the garage and Dad is happy about it.
1 year ago
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My social skills are so good, I can make people disappear instantly. ✨
My social skills are so good, I can make people disappear instantly. โœจ
4 months ago
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Some wishes are so cursed even the genie has to add a new rule just for you. 📜✍️
Some wishes are so cursed even the genie has to add a new rule just for you. ๐Ÿ“œโœ๏ธ
3 months ago
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When you solve the energy crisis with sheer genius and a dash of trolling 🤯🔋😂
When you solve the energy crisis with sheer genius and a dash of trolling ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ”‹๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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🚢 "When the Titanic sinks in 2016: Navigating the iceberg of gender identity! 🏳️‍🌈"
๐Ÿšข "When the Titanic sinks in 2016: Navigating the iceberg of gender identity! ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ"
1 year ago
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Greenpeace: "We're here to talk about saving the planet!" 
Russian Police: "And we're here to talk about you fitting nicely into this van."
Greenpeace: "We're here to talk about saving the planet!" Russian Police: "And we're here to talk about you fitting nicely into this van."
1 year ago
216
Fast track to heavenly bliss! 🚀👶✨
Fast track to heavenly bliss! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ‘ถโœจ
1 year ago
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