When your friend asks you what kind of anime you like 🤨
When your friend asks you what kind of anime you like ๐Ÿคจ
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When your girlfriend turns out to be your trollmate 😂
When your girlfriend turns out to be your trollmate ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me trying to be sexy after six oysters and three beers 🦪🍺
Me trying to be sexy after six oysters and three beers ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿบ
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Dear Gillette, I have some *feedback* for your "breakthrough technology": 🖕
Dear Gillette, I have some *feedback* for your "breakthrough technology": ๐Ÿ–•
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When you and your partner win the couples costume contest. 💚
When you and your partner win the couples costume contest. ๐Ÿ’š
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Me explaining that a lack of male role models is contributing to the rise in toxic masculinity.  Her: So? 😂
Me explaining that a lack of male role models is contributing to the rise in toxic masculinity. Her: So? ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Teamwork makes the dream work, but one round brick can ruin everyone's week 😂
Teamwork makes the dream work, but one round brick can ruin everyone's week ๐Ÿ˜‚
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School is like a boner. It's long and hard, unless you're Asian. 😂
School is like a boner. It's long and hard, unless you're Asian. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The realist sees the glass and says, "This is probably piss." 🤢
The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The realist sees the glass and says, "This is probably piss." ๐Ÿคข
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Me and the boys on our way to tell Jim's wife he loves her after he got shot 12 times and his last words were 'What do you mean Jim rubs birds?'
Me and the boys on our way to tell Jim's wife he loves her after he got shot 12 times and his last words were 'What do you mean Jim rubs birds?'
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POV: You are a multi-millionaire enjoying your summer vacation 😎🍹
POV: You are a multi-millionaire enjoying your summer vacation ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿน
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When someone is really getting on your nerves๐Ÿคฌ
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Me sneaking my flask and cigs into an event after the venue told me it was "non-smoking" and "BYOB" 🚬😂
Me sneaking my flask and cigs into an event after the venue told me it was "non-smoking" and "BYOB" ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you come home high at 3 AM and accidentally ring the doorbell ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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When your girlfriend tells you that you need to watch more 80s horror movies with her.  🩸🥶
When your girlfriend tells you that you need to watch more 80s horror movies with her. ๐Ÿฉธ๐Ÿฅถ
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