When helping someone involves writing a new law 😂 #GoodSamaritan #ModernProblems
When helping someone involves writing a new law ๐Ÿ˜‚ #GoodSamaritan #ModernProblems
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She thinks it's for a ring, but I'm investing in a different kind of long-term relationship. 🤖
She thinks it's for a ring, but I'm investing in a different kind of long-term relationship. ๐Ÿค–
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🤖 When Roomba gets a taste of victory, and humans get a taste of defeat—literally! 🍿😂
๐Ÿค– When Roomba gets a taste of victory, and humans get a taste of defeatโ€”literally! ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When car rides lead to awkward family truths 🚗😂
When car rides lead to awkward family truths ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ˜‚
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When sharing is caring goes horribly wrong 😂👨‍👩‍👧‍👦
When sharing is caring goes horribly wrong ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ
1 year ago
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When your RPG character is maxed out, but real life needs some patch updates 🧙‍♂️✨
When your RPG character is maxed out, but real life needs some patch updates ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธโœจ
1 year ago
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When bumper stickers go from 0 to 100 real quick. 🚗💥
When bumper stickers go from 0 to 100 real quick. ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’ฅ
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America is #1.  Number one in heart attacks, total crimes, CO2 emissions, and prisoners!  Also leading in teen birth rate and plastic surgery.  If winning means having the most McDonald's, America is number one there too.  🇺🇸🥇
America is #1. Number one in heart attacks, total crimes, CO2 emissions, and prisoners! Also leading in teen birth rate and plastic surgery. If winning means having the most McDonald's, America is number one there too. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฅ‡
1 year ago
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Me trying to decipher which language my takeout menu is in.
Me trying to decipher which language my takeout menu is in.
1 year ago
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When the beat drops and you and your friends are feeling the vibe ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐ŸŽถ
1 year ago
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When you have to guess the web browser based on increasingly obscure clues: 🦊 + 🪨 + 🎭 + 🦁 + 🚽 = 🤔
When you have to guess the web browser based on increasingly obscure clues: ๐ŸฆŠ + ๐Ÿชจ + ๐ŸŽญ + ๐Ÿฆ + ๐Ÿšฝ = ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
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Me editing my "To-Do" list after realizing I forgot a couple of errands 😈
Me editing my "To-Do" list after realizing I forgot a couple of errands ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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I'm a big fan of geography puns. They're not everyone's cup of tea, but I find they really expand my horizons.
I'm a big fan of geography puns. They're not everyone's cup of tea, but I find they really expand my horizons.
1 year ago
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Me trying to understand how my brain works after staring at this for too long ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ
1 year ago
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When you don't wash your hands after using the restroom, you and the homies become a little *too* close. 👬😂 Wash those hands, folks!🧼👏
When you don't wash your hands after using the restroom, you and the homies become a little *too* close. ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ˜‚ Wash those hands, folks!๐Ÿงผ๐Ÿ‘
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