Me explaining to my mom how I can become famous with minimal effort ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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When you want to go all the way with Neytiri ๐Ÿฅต
10 months ago
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When the beat drops and you and your friends are feeling the vibe ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐ŸŽถ
10 months ago
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Yo dawg, I heard you like Macs, so we put square wheels on your bike, so you can be different while you go nowhere in life. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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I don't like to gamble... When the steaks are this high. ๐Ÿคฃ
10 months ago
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Playing Crysis in 2011: "To proceed, enter your age." Playing Crysis today: "What is the image below?" ๐Ÿ˜ญ
10 months ago
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When she says she likes her men like she likes her beer: ๐Ÿบ *Domestic* ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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When you gotta go, you gotta go! Even stormtroopers have their limits ๐Ÿ˜‚ #StarWars #Shitpost #MayTheForceBeWithYourBladder
10 months ago
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Me reassuring my friend that they will always have my support (and a comfy spot to relax)
10 months ago
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When you drop trou in front of a cop car and realize there is an officer inside ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿš”. Justice served swiftly. #baddecisions #mooning #police
10 months ago
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When your wife says you can't have a Ducati in the living room. So you mount it on the wall, like a piece of art. ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ๏ธ
10 months ago
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When that Daft Punk beat drops on my cycling playlist ๐ŸŽง
10 months ago
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Me trying to make friends in the real world after spending 200 hours escaping the Aperture Science Enrichment Center
10 months ago
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I don't always drive the speed limit, but when I do, there are drugs in the car. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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When you and your friends are too old for the horses but still wanna ride the carousel ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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