She thought it was an engagement ring, but I made a much more valuable investment. All hail the Hay King! ๐
2 months ago
188
Germany's team: Kicking goals and stealing hearts! โฝโค๏ธ
1 year ago
187
Me trying to get comfortable during an alien abduction. ๐ฉ๐ฝ #AlienAbduction #AnalProbe
1 year ago
187
Me trying to explain to my friend why he shouldn't mess with me after I tell him I'm on my period ๐ฉธ
1 year ago
187
When you have only 5 loaves and 2 fishes but need to feed 5000 people: "Don't worry, I know a guy..."
1 year ago
187
Me after paying my taxes and waiting for the roads to be fixed ๐
1 year ago
187
When your boyfriend's sleep-talking has you side-eyeing the cat like he's an accomplice ๐
1 year ago
187
When the title doesn't quite match the content ๐. Five stars for the misleading title, zero stars for lack of lambs. #SilenceOfTheLambs #MovieReviewFail
1 year ago
187
When your dad asks if you want to do literally anything with him except go see a Broadway musical ๐
1 year ago
187
Me realizing there are camgirls out there making more money than me with less effort ๐ฉ
1 year ago
187
Java tries to prevent you from shooting yourself in the foot. C++ hands you a loaded gun and says, 'Go ahead, I trust you.' ๐ซ๐
4 months ago
187
When all your emotional baggage gets together and creates a... masterpiece? ๐ค
2 months ago
187
When 'Trust the Science' starts sounding more like a threat than a piece of advice. ๐ค๐
2 months ago
187
When you try to apologize for your past mistakes and your friend gives you the most wholesome encouragement. You tried your best. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
2 months ago
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When you're too cute for a job... and decide on shoe tasting instead! ๐ถ๐๐