When reverse psychology backfires... my floors have never been cleaner! ๐งน๐ #ParentingWin
1 year ago
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When your friend says they're not going to drink much tonight ๐
1 year ago
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When the Empire gets into the holiday spirit ๐๐ฌ
1 year ago
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Making friends by trash-talking Trump in the men's restroom ๐ฝ๐
1 year ago
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When your mom plays Radiohead's No Surprises during pregnancy and now you have an emotional attachment to alcohol.
1 year ago
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Finally, a maze I'm actually motivated to solve. ๐ง
10 months ago
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Just trying to find some affordable help with home improvement projects. Nothing to see here. ๐
9 months ago
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The hypocrisy is strong with this one. Recruiters expect a heartfelt, human-written cover letter, only to have their AI toss it in the bin. ๐ค
7 months ago
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You don't cheat death. You just replace it. Chuck Norris got a promotion. ๐
3 months ago
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When you see your owner with the leash:๐ผ๐จ
1 year ago
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When you are playing Where's Waldo and take it just a *tad* bit too seriously ๐
1 year ago
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When you're ready to conquer the world, but it's past your bedtime ๐ค๐
1 year ago
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๐ค Governments telling companies to break up monopolies is like a doctor telling a patient to stop eating junk food while munching on a Big Mac ๐๐
1 year ago
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When you take 'You are what you eat' to a whole new level! ๐ซ๐ถ
11 months ago
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Day 32: They have accepted me as one of their own. They don't seem to mind that I'm a boy. The Mickey ears were a nice touch to blend in.