๐ For only $100 an hour, get yourself a life-sized Elf on the Fireplace! Stare included. ๐
1 year ago
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Luigi finally achieved his master plan ๐
1 year ago
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๐ Spotting the difference: it's not just for files! ๐
1 year ago
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When your love life requires as much planning as a group project ๐๐
1 year ago
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Me on Mother's Day letting my wife know she wouldn't have kids without my contribution ๐
1 year ago
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"Extremists" come in different forms. One blows up buildings, the other blows up clinics, and the last one blows up... their liver with some craft beers ๐ป
1 year ago
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When you definitely didn't read the rules before agreeing to play... ๐ณ
1 year ago
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Shoutout to my NSA agent for always being there for me, literally. ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
1 year ago
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That post-nap panic when you forget what century it is. ๐ตโ๐ซ
1 year ago
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If only Noah had paid his climate tax, he could've just bought a boat instead of building one. Modern problems require modern solutions! ๐คทโโ๏ธ
1 year ago
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When Iran decides to play with matches near the world's biggest gas station. โฝ๏ธ๐ฅ
7 months ago
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Finally, a cure for my crippling sarcasm! ๐ Now I can be a functioning member of society...or at least pretend to be. ๐
1 year ago
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When you're too lazy to diet but need a Coke break anyway ๐๐ฆฅ๐ฅค
1 year ago
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The disappointment is real every single time, yet I still fall for it. ๐
1 year ago
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The annual transformation from humble servant abroad to untouchable celebrity when visiting the family back home. โจ