๐ For only $100 an hour, get yourself a life-sized Elf on the Fireplace! Stare included. ๐
1 year ago
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Me trying to figure out if I'm winning or losing at being single ๐
1 year ago
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When you max out creativity and forget realism ๐จ๐
1 year ago
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When unexpected lessons hit harder than physics class ๐๐
1 year ago
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My GTX 480 finally achieved its final form ๐ฅ
1 year ago
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When your autocorrect exposes your true intentions ๐
1 year ago
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"Extremists" come in different forms. One blows up buildings, the other blows up clinics, and the last one blows up... their liver with some craft beers ๐ป
1 year ago
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Taxpayers: What is my purpose?
Rick: You fund a lavish lifestyle for elite pedophiles.
Me: *nodding* Sounds about right.
1 year ago
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Pakistan, France and the UK walk into a bar. The bartender asks: "What can I get for you fellas?" They reply, "We're looking for the Islamic countries with nukes meeting."
1 year ago
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When your favorite eye color is a surprise you didn't see coming! ๐๐๏ธ
11 months ago
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They called me crazy, but at least I wasn't working from inside a laundry hamper. ๐๐คท
10 months ago
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If only Noah had paid his climate tax, he could've just bought a boat instead of building one. Modern problems require modern solutions! ๐คทโโ๏ธ
8 months ago
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When you realize your surgeon skipped the anatomy chapter on the human body. Oops! ๐ค๐จโโ๏ธ
8 months ago
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The 'non-profit' glow up is real. From $0 profit to a much cooler $0,000,000,000 profit. ๐
5 months ago
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Building character one dirty diaper at a time. Pampers approves this message. ๐