Mario with Star Power: "I'm invincible!" 
Toadsworth: "You'll still get hurt if you fall in lava or a pit." 
Mario: *falls in pit* 
Mario: *lands next to Toadsworth*
"You were wrong, Toadsworth."
Mario with Star Power: "I'm invincible!" Toadsworth: "You'll still get hurt if you fall in lava or a pit." Mario: *falls in pit* Mario: *lands next to Toadsworth* "You were wrong, Toadsworth."
1 year ago
282
Liverpool fans be like: 😭😂😭😂
Liverpool fans be like: ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
282
As above, so below. ✨From the smallest cell to the vast expanse of the universe, we're all connected, man. 👁️‍🗨️
As above, so below. โœจFrom the smallest cell to the vast expanse of the universe, we're all connected, man. ๐Ÿ‘๏ธโ€๐Ÿ—จ๏ธ
1 year ago
282
Two million iPhones sold in China? Pfft, those aren't REAL gifts. Now, the macaroni portrait I got for Father's Day... priceless! 😂
Two million iPhones sold in China? Pfft, those aren't REAL gifts. Now, the macaroni portrait I got for Father's Day... priceless! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
282
When 4/20 hits a little too hard and HR hits back harder! 😅🥴
When 4/20 hits a little too hard and HR hits back harder! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿฅด
1 year ago
282
They called me crazy, but at least I wasn't working from inside a laundry hamper. 😂🤷
They called me crazy, but at least I wasn't working from inside a laundry hamper. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคท
1 year ago
282
He's definitely talking about the car... right? 😬
He's definitely talking about the car... right? ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
11 months ago
282
One slept with 3000 men and died of AIDS, while the other slept with 3000 women and is alive. 🤔 What's the message here? 🤷‍♂️
One slept with 3000 men and died of AIDS, while the other slept with 3000 women and is alive. ๐Ÿค” What's the message here? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
281
When you're stuck in a tough spot, but the song insists 😂✋
When you're stuck in a tough spot, but the song insists ๐Ÿ˜‚โœ‹
1 year ago
281
🚀 When your morning coffee finally kicks in... on a cosmic level! 🌌💩
๐Ÿš€ When your morning coffee finally kicks in... on a cosmic level! ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿ’ฉ
1 year ago
281
When you try to maximize solar panel efficiency and accidentally create a death ray. 🔥😂
When you try to maximize solar panel efficiency and accidentally create a death ray. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
281
Nailed it! This caricature perfectly captures our...unique beauty. 😂
Nailed it! This caricature perfectly captures our...unique beauty. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
281
When you spend 50 minutes complaining about your symptoms just for the doctor to say: "It's all in your head" 🤪
When you spend 50 minutes complaining about your symptoms just for the doctor to say: "It's all in your head" ๐Ÿคช
1 year ago
281
Time is undefeated... and so are the laws of gravity. 🍌
Time is undefeated... and so are the laws of gravity. ๐ŸŒ
1 year ago
281
Your government-issued, anti-nuke, cardboard bunker is now ready for deployment. Stay safe out there! 📦
Your government-issued, anti-nuke, cardboard bunker is now ready for deployment. Stay safe out there! ๐Ÿ“ฆ
6 months ago
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