Socialism: ensuring equal misery for the masses, except for the elite few who get the fancy pool and sports cars. 🤔
Socialism: ensuring equal misery for the masses, except for the elite few who get the fancy pool and sports cars. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
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Me: *hands cashier wasp spray* Is this good for wasps? 
Cashier: *scanning* No, it kills them. 😂
Me: *hands cashier wasp spray* Is this good for wasps? Cashier: *scanning* No, it kills them. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
200
New from Challenger Model Kits, the NASA Space Shuttle Columbia. With Exploding Fuel Tanks and Flammable tiles. No Assembly Required.
New from Challenger Model Kits, the NASA Space Shuttle Columbia. With Exploding Fuel Tanks and Flammable tiles. No Assembly Required.
1 year ago
200
Modern problems require modern solutions. Disney's legal team is the best content removal service on the internet. 🧠
Modern problems require modern solutions. Disney's legal team is the best content removal service on the internet. ๐Ÿง 
9 months ago
200
Bet 'champ' stopped feeling so smug after that last message. That's what you call a plot twist! 😳
Bet 'champ' stopped feeling so smug after that last message. That's what you call a plot twist! ๐Ÿ˜ณ
3 months ago
200
When you RSVP to a party as 007: Socialize like a gentleman, strategize like a spy. 🍸🤵
When you RSVP to a party as 007: Socialize like a gentleman, strategize like a spy. ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿคต
1 year ago
199
Mario with Star Power: "I'm invincible!" 
Toadsworth: "You'll still get hurt if you fall in lava or a pit." 
Mario: *falls in pit* 
Mario: *lands next to Toadsworth*
"You were wrong, Toadsworth."
Mario with Star Power: "I'm invincible!" Toadsworth: "You'll still get hurt if you fall in lava or a pit." Mario: *falls in pit* Mario: *lands next to Toadsworth* "You were wrong, Toadsworth."
1 year ago
199
When Grandma's secret ingredient is a plot twist! 🍪😳
When Grandma's secret ingredient is a plot twist! ๐Ÿช๐Ÿ˜ณ
1 year ago
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Why did the police officer cross the road? To beat the chicken for being black. 🐔🚓
Why did the police officer cross the road? To beat the chicken for being black. ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿš“
1 year ago
199
The 'England' football team and their surprisingly diverse heritages. It's like a UN meeting, but with more shin guards 😂
The 'England' football team and their surprisingly diverse heritages. It's like a UN meeting, but with more shin guards ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
199
So the Titanic hit an iceberg, but there are no iceberg pieces in the wreckage? 🤔  Must be the work of the Illuminati... or maybe the ice just melted? 🤷‍♂️
So the Titanic hit an iceberg, but there are no iceberg pieces in the wreckage? ๐Ÿค” Must be the work of the Illuminati... or maybe the ice just melted? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
199
NBC takes longer to broadcast from London than NASA does from Mars. Guess someone forgot to pay their internet bill.
NBC takes longer to broadcast from London than NASA does from Mars. Guess someone forgot to pay their internet bill.
1 year ago
199
When you've mastered the art of patience but forgot to press 'fast forward' on life 🌳⏳
When you've mastered the art of patience but forgot to press 'fast forward' on life ๐ŸŒณโณ
11 months ago
199
When your threat is actually a self-own. 😬
When your threat is actually a self-own. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
11 months ago
199
That's the look of someone who just secured the party favors through... unconventional means. The night is saved! 😂
That's the look of someone who just secured the party favors through... unconventional means. The night is saved! ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
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