One slept with 3000 men and died of AIDS, while the other slept with 3000 women and is alive. 🤔 What's the message here? 🤷‍♂️
One slept with 3000 men and died of AIDS, while the other slept with 3000 women and is alive. ๐Ÿค” What's the message here? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
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When you're stuck in a tough spot, but the song insists 😂✋
When you're stuck in a tough spot, but the song insists ๐Ÿ˜‚โœ‹
1 year ago
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🚀 When your morning coffee finally kicks in... on a cosmic level! 🌌💩
๐Ÿš€ When your morning coffee finally kicks in... on a cosmic level! ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿ’ฉ
1 year ago
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When your meme game is strong but your social life is Forever Alone 😂
When your meme game is strong but your social life is Forever Alone ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When someone tells you to cover up while breastfeeding. "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize my baby's lunch was offensive. Here, let me just shove a bottle in their mouth real quick so I don't offend your delicate sensibilities."
When someone tells you to cover up while breastfeeding. "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize my baby's lunch was offensive. Here, let me just shove a bottle in their mouth real quick so I don't offend your delicate sensibilities."
1 year ago
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When you thought you were getting a dark and brooding superhero story, but you accidentally tuned into Cartoon Network ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you spend 50 minutes complaining about your symptoms just for the doctor to say: "It's all in your head" 🤪
When you spend 50 minutes complaining about your symptoms just for the doctor to say: "It's all in your head" ๐Ÿคช
1 year ago
281
Time is undefeated... and so are the laws of gravity. 🍌
Time is undefeated... and so are the laws of gravity. ๐ŸŒ
1 year ago
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If only Noah had paid his climate tax, he could've just bought a boat instead of building one. Modern problems require modern solutions! 🤷‍♂️
If only Noah had paid his climate tax, he could've just bought a boat instead of building one. Modern problems require modern solutions! ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
10 months ago
281
When you realize your surgeon skipped the anatomy chapter on the human body. Oops! 🤖👨‍⚕️
When you realize your surgeon skipped the anatomy chapter on the human body. Oops! ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธ
10 months ago
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Your government-issued, anti-nuke, cardboard bunker is now ready for deployment. Stay safe out there! 📦
Your government-issued, anti-nuke, cardboard bunker is now ready for deployment. Stay safe out there! ๐Ÿ“ฆ
6 months ago
281
When 'bird watching' takes an unexpected turn 😳🦅🚫
When 'bird watching' takes an unexpected turn ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿšซ
1 year ago
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When your imagination goes on a psychedelic roller coaster ride without you 🎢🌀👽
When your imagination goes on a psychedelic roller coaster ride without you ๐ŸŽข๐ŸŒ€๐Ÿ‘ฝ
1 year ago
280
When you buy a new phone and find a 5-second video of a confused factory worker in the video library: 🤔 "Is this a standard feature?" 😂
When you buy a new phone and find a 5-second video of a confused factory worker in the video library: ๐Ÿค” "Is this a standard feature?" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
280
Kevin Hart with the hard-hitting facts. The age-gatekeepers have spoken! 🎤😂
Kevin Hart with the hard-hitting facts. The age-gatekeepers have spoken! ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
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