When your boss finds out you've been using company time for "personal development" activities ๐๐ฆ
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When you see yourself as Beyoncรฉ, but you're more of a sitting sensation ๐๐
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NYC street preacher starter pack:
1) Wearing Repent Sinner t-shirt.
2) Yelling at everyone that doesn't agree with their views.
3) A crypto bro that is angry about something.
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๐ป When 'zero' doesn't just mean alcohol! ๐ #GuinnessGoals
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When your parents want you to save Gotham and Metropolis at the same time! ๐ฆ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ
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When you realize it's not a race, but a group activity ๐๐ฆ
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When you're stuck and it takes the entire fire department, two teachers, and a janitor to get you out ๐
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Europe: "We need to do something about the growing migrant crisis."
Migrants: "Say no more fam!"
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Pakistan, France and the UK walk into a bar. The bartender asks: "What can I get for you fellas?" They reply, "We're looking for the Islamic countries with nukes meeting."
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This hat speaks volumes. Literally. And it's thirsty for something stronger than political discourse. ๐น๐ธ
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When your bank account screams 'Red light, green light!' ๐ธ๐ฆ
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When your threat is actually a self-own. ๐ฌ
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When your job title sounds important but the job description is 'don't talk to me' ๐๐ฅ
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She's a devout saint for one day and a venomous serpent for the other six. The duality of the mother-in-law is truly a sight to behold. ๐๐
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Just a casual father-daughter conversation about geopolitical strategy and ensuring the family legacy. โข๏ธ