One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, FOR SALE! Slightly used rubber fist. Minimal stains. One size fits all. 😂
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, FOR SALE! Slightly used rubber fist. Minimal stains. One size fits all. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When the clearance price is higher than the original price 😂. It's not a bug, it's a feature! Lawful Evil strikes again.😈
When the clearance price is higher than the original price ๐Ÿ˜‚. It's not a bug, it's a feature! Lawful Evil strikes again.๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
61
One bad hat can ruin your whole look. Just sayin' 🤷‍♂️
One bad hat can ruin your whole look. Just sayin' ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
61
When you finally go on a date with your crush, but then she turns out to be a lesbian.  It's back to the sniper games for me 🎮😂
When you finally go on a date with your crush, but then she turns out to be a lesbian. It's back to the sniper games for me ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
61
Finally, a cure for my crippling sarcasm! 😂 Now I can be a functioning member of society...or at least pretend to be. 💊
Finally, a cure for my crippling sarcasm! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Now I can be a functioning member of society...or at least pretend to be. ๐Ÿ’Š
1 year ago
61
When your parents want you to save Gotham and Metropolis at the same time! 🦇🦸‍♂️
When your parents want you to save Gotham and Metropolis at the same time! ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
61
When you're stuck in a tough spot, but the song insists 😂✋
When you're stuck in a tough spot, but the song insists ๐Ÿ˜‚โœ‹
1 year ago
61
⚡ When your antivirus cosplay is ready for Comic-Con! 🤖💻
โšก When your antivirus cosplay is ready for Comic-Con! ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ’ป
1 year ago
61
When you need 16 tabs just to feel productive 🤓💻
When you need 16 tabs just to feel productive ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ’ป
1 year ago
61
When you vote for "some other guy" but then... ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿšฉ
1 year ago
61
When customer service goes above and beyond 😂. A family of walruses on vacation? No problem! 🏖️
When customer service goes above and beyond ๐Ÿ˜‚. A family of walruses on vacation? No problem! ๐Ÿ–๏ธ
11 months ago
61
When you're trying to appreciate fine art, but all you can think about is the giant duck staring into your soul 😂🦆
When you're trying to appreciate fine art, but all you can think about is the giant duck staring into your soul ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฆ†
11 months ago
61
Me at 2 AM: "I'm not drunk enough to send this text." 
My phone: "Are you sure about that?" 🥴
Me at 2 AM: "I'm not drunk enough to send this text." My phone: "Are you sure about that?" ๐Ÿฅด
11 months ago
61
Abe Lincoln dropping truth bombs about the internet before it even existed. 🤔 #HonestAbe #InternetWisdom
Abe Lincoln dropping truth bombs about the internet before it even existed. ๐Ÿค” #HonestAbe #InternetWisdom
11 months ago
61
POV: You're the other toes watching your little toe get absolutely destroyed on the corner of a cabinet 🤕
POV: You're the other toes watching your little toe get absolutely destroyed on the corner of a cabinet ๐Ÿค•
9 months ago
61