When you try to maximize solar panel efficiency and accidentally create a death ray. ๐ฅ๐
10 months ago
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When your hallucinations start hallucinating about hallucinating. It's hallucinations all the way down. ๐
10 months ago
9
Dog: "Come down and fight like a man!" Cat: "You came down, how'd that work out for ya? ๐"
9 months ago
9
Me when someone asks if I want to listen to their crypto story again.
9 months ago
9
Hello, this is dog. I have all the latest Apple products and have no idea how to use them. ๐ป๐ถ
9 months ago
9
Me trying to find a girl that will commit after having so many one night stands ๐
9 months ago
9
When you accidentally stumble into the women's restroom and have an existential crisis about glitter and Mariah Carey. โจ๐ฝ๐
9 months ago
9
Me when the D&D session falls on May 4th and the DM announces a Star Wars themed one-shot: "I'M A STAR WARS" โจโจโจ
9 months ago
9
When someone says "trust me bro" instead of showing you the data ๐
9 months ago
9
That moment when you realize you could've bought groceries for a week with that DoorDash delivery fee ๐
9 months ago
9
๐๐๐ In 100 years, archaeologists will uncover the truth: we were all just skeletons trying to look fabulous for the 'gram. #priorities #beautyisbonesdeep๐
9 months ago
9
Doctor: That plant is dangerous, here have this handful of pills with way worse side effects ๐
9 months ago
9
When you definitely didn't read the rules before agreeing to play... ๐ณ
6 months ago
9
He makes a compelling argument, you have to admit. ๐ค๐
6 months ago
9
When the AI calls you out on your Stack Overflow habits... ๐ค๐