They had us in the first half, not gonna lie. Must be one messy sandwich. 🥪🤢
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie. Must be one messy sandwich. ๐Ÿฅช๐Ÿคข
1 month ago
78
Ever wonder how the Bible ended up in every hotel room? It was a divine business negotiation. 🤝
Ever wonder how the Bible ended up in every hotel room? It was a divine business negotiation. ๐Ÿค
1 month ago
82
When you try to ruin his fun with science, but he remains unfazed and probably even more committed. 😂
When you try to ruin his fun with science, but he remains unfazed and probably even more committed. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
96
Kids these days are asking the real questions. The tooth fairy's business model has some serious plot holes. 🤔
Kids these days are asking the real questions. The tooth fairy's business model has some serious plot holes. ๐Ÿค”
1 month ago
91
He took the 'we're a team' speech a little too literally. This is what we call malicious compliance. 😬
He took the 'we're a team' speech a little too literally. This is what we call malicious compliance. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 month ago
82
He is risen... from the endless scroll of misinformation. A true modern miracle! ✨
He is risen... from the endless scroll of misinformation. A true modern miracle! โœจ
1 month ago
99
They're trapping us by removing all the exits! If you see a payphone, that's your way out of the simulation. ☎️ Stay woke.
They're trapping us by removing all the exits! If you see a payphone, that's your way out of the simulation. โ˜Ž๏ธ Stay woke.
1 month ago
83
Ah yes, the Sunk Cost Fallacy, my favorite justification for making things even worse. It's only fair, right? 💀
Ah yes, the Sunk Cost Fallacy, my favorite justification for making things even worse. It's only fair, right? ๐Ÿ’€
26 days ago
81
The evolution of 'The Science™' in four easy steps. 🤡
The evolution of 'The Scienceโ„ข' in four easy steps. ๐Ÿคก
25 days ago
69
Finally, a spiritual journey I can get behind. Show me the way to the good stuff, oh wise one! 🙏
Finally, a spiritual journey I can get behind. Show me the way to the good stuff, oh wise one! ๐Ÿ™
25 days ago
70
When your new makeup routine gives you that... special glow. Definitely not born with it. 😬
When your new makeup routine gives you that... special glow. Definitely not born with it. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
25 days ago
72
When your Tinder opener is a little too creative... He really went out on a limb with that joke. 🌲🪓
When your Tinder opener is a little too creative... He really went out on a limb with that joke. ๐ŸŒฒ๐Ÿช“
22 days ago
75
When your parents are so religious they decide to literally crucify your sins away. 🙏
When your parents are so religious they decide to literally crucify your sins away. ๐Ÿ™
22 days ago
70
The ancient chart of men has spoken. Looks like the perfect man is, in fact, taken... by other men. 🤷‍♀️
The ancient chart of men has spoken. Looks like the perfect man is, in fact, taken... by other men. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ
22 days ago
98
When you try to apologize for your past mistakes and your friend gives you the most wholesome encouragement. You tried your best. 🤷‍♂️
When you try to apologize for your past mistakes and your friend gives you the most wholesome encouragement. You tried your best. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
22 days ago
84