When the Care Bears get a little too careless 🌈🐻🍺
When the Care Bears get a little too careless ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿป๐Ÿบ
10 months ago
5
Rock, paper, scissors... and blowjob? Really? I didn't know that was how the game worked.
Rock, paper, scissors... and blowjob? Really? I didn't know that was how the game worked.
10 months ago
2
Me when a tiny spider crawls on me after watching Spider-Man 🕷️
Me when a tiny spider crawls on me after watching Spider-Man ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ
10 months ago
2
This sweater is the Konami Code to a stylish winter. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start... your winter wardrobe!
This sweater is the Konami Code to a stylish winter. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start... your winter wardrobe!
10 months ago
3
Me trying to figure out which fork to use at a fancy restaurant: 🍴🤔
Me trying to figure out which fork to use at a fancy restaurant: ๐Ÿด๐Ÿค”
10 months ago
1
Batman: "Stop calling me Blackman. Just because I wear a black suit doesn't make me a..." 
Joker: "You have no father and beat people up at night." 
Batman: "...so?"
Batman: "Stop calling me Blackman. Just because I wear a black suit doesn't make me a..." Joker: "You have no father and beat people up at night." Batman: "...so?"
10 months ago
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Me trying to run old games on my modern PC
Me trying to run old games on my modern PC
10 months ago
4
When the word scramble gets a little too real 😂.  This game is definitely not for kids! 💀
When the word scramble gets a little too real ๐Ÿ˜‚. This game is definitely not for kids! ๐Ÿ’€
10 months ago
3
Me trying to quit smoking after one cigarette. 🤣
Me trying to quit smoking after one cigarette. ๐Ÿคฃ
10 months ago
1
The proof is in the pudding... or should I say the vodka? 🍸😂
The proof is in the pudding... or should I say the vodka? ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
3
When you're a vegan terrorist and your only weapon is a carrot 🥕💣
When you're a vegan terrorist and your only weapon is a carrot ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿ’ฃ
10 months ago
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Me trying to flirt vs. how I actually look 😬
Me trying to flirt vs. how I actually look ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
10 months ago
1
Me trying to figure out if my bad decisions are my fault or it's just quantum mechanics messing with me 🤔
Me trying to figure out if my bad decisions are my fault or it's just quantum mechanics messing with me ๐Ÿค”
10 months ago
2
When you and your bestie go to a basketball game but secretly just waiting for the humans to evolve so you can start the invasion 👽
When you and your bestie go to a basketball game but secretly just waiting for the humans to evolve so you can start the invasion ๐Ÿ‘ฝ
10 months ago
2
Jesus: "Do a Batman symbol." 
Barber: "Go away Jesus" 😂
Jesus: "Do a Batman symbol." Barber: "Go away Jesus" ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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