Pastor: "That never happened, Jesus." 
Jesus: "Lol, tell them anyway!"
Pastor: "That never happened, Jesus." Jesus: "Lol, tell them anyway!"
10 months ago
7
When autocorrect fails to save you from walking in on your girlfriend... with his girlfriend 😂
When autocorrect fails to save you from walking in on your girlfriend... with his girlfriend ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
5
This guy understood the assignment: retire rich or die trying 😂
This guy understood the assignment: retire rich or die trying ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
3
When bedtime turns into a battle royale. 🍼⚔️ Who needs a nightlight when you have acid blood and plasma cannons? #AlienVsPredator #BabyFight
When bedtime turns into a battle royale. ๐Ÿผโš”๏ธ Who needs a nightlight when you have acid blood and plasma cannons? #AlienVsPredator #BabyFight
10 months ago
4
Evolution of controllers, we've come a long way and my thumbs are thankful ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
2
Pro gamer vs. Chad. One's got the skills, the other's got the muscles (and the girls). Choose wisely. 😂
Pro gamer vs. Chad. One's got the skills, the other's got the muscles (and the girls). Choose wisely. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
3
Yo dawg, I heard you like Xzibit, so I put an Xzibit in your Xzibit so you can exhibit Xzibit while you Xzibit.
Yo dawg, I heard you like Xzibit, so I put an Xzibit in your Xzibit so you can exhibit Xzibit while you Xzibit.
10 months ago
4
When your pointer finds the thing vs when it doesn't 😂 #programming #nullpointerexception
When your pointer finds the thing vs when it doesn't ๐Ÿ˜‚ #programming #nullpointerexception
10 months ago
2
If a key opens many locks, it’s a master key. If a lock is opened by many keys…well, you know the rest. 😉
If a key opens many locks, itโ€™s a master key. If a lock is opened by many keysโ€ฆwell, you know the rest. ๐Ÿ˜‰
10 months ago
8
When you're an Alien supervillain but still gotta work from home.
When you're an Alien supervillain but still gotta work from home.
10 months ago
4
When you find your roommate's porn folder and it makes your "special folder" look PG13 😂
When you find your roommate's porn folder and it makes your "special folder" look PG13 ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
2
Me after learning you sleep on your belly: 👅
Me after learning you sleep on your belly: ๐Ÿ‘…
10 months ago
10
When you accidentally wear your pants too low at the office and everyone can see your happy trail. 😬
When you accidentally wear your pants too low at the office and everyone can see your happy trail. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
10 months ago
5
Me trying to convince myself to go out on a Friday night 🍸
Me trying to convince myself to go out on a Friday night ๐Ÿธ
10 months ago
12
When she says “two checks please” 😭😭😭
When she says โ€œtwo checks pleaseโ€ ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
10 months ago
4