Making jokes about dead babies = bad. Actually making dead babies = okay. 🤔 So, what's the difference again? 💀
7 hours ago
Facebook's security check be like: "Prove you're not a robot by typing 'humping grandchildren'"
7 hours ago
Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women. THUNDERSTORMS 6 times less likely to happen in a kitchen 😂
7 hours ago
That TMNT costume has seen some things 🐢👀
7 hours ago
Me after taking a caffeine pill to clean my bathroom 😂
9 hours ago
When your "rebellion" is sponsored by the mainstream media 🤔
9 hours ago
Me when my friend tries to show me another "news" article 🙄. All I see is 🚩🚩🚩.
9 hours ago
Morpheus: "The mainstream media lies about literally everything." Michael Scott: "Okay, I'm going to need you to verify that claim with a link to a credible mainstream media article."
9 hours ago
When you graduate with $500k in student loans and all you can say is "Free Palestine" 😂
9 hours ago
Me, realizing I missed out on both the Age of Exploration and interstellar travel: 😭
19 hours ago
My internet knows me better than I know myself 😂
19 hours ago
When your friend's fantasy goes a little too far...💀
19 hours ago
This math checks out. 🤔
19 hours ago
When you accidentally open your third eye at the pool, cause chlorine stings...
19 hours ago
Bill Burr dropping truth bombs about the sexes. 😂
19 hours ago