My doctor said there'd be side effects, but he didn't mention I'd get a new DNA captain. 🧬
My doctor said there'd be side effects, but he didn't mention I'd get a new DNA captain. ๐Ÿงฌ
1 month ago
102
Thanks, Google, for the information I definitely didn't need. BRB, going to the zoo for... research. 🦝
Thanks, Google, for the information I definitely didn't need. BRB, going to the zoo for... research. ๐Ÿฆ
1 month ago
91
When the comeback is so savage it causes a fatal system error in your brain. Cersei.exe has stopped working. 😂
When the comeback is so savage it causes a fatal system error in your brain. Cersei.exe has stopped working. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
94
This tech pun was so bad he had to make an emergency exit. 💀
This tech pun was so bad he had to make an emergency exit. ๐Ÿ’€
1 month ago
95
A classic pickup line that took a very sharp and unexpected turn. Smoothness level: chunky jam.
A classic pickup line that took a very sharp and unexpected turn. Smoothness level: chunky jam.
1 month ago
87
The escape attempt was bold, but security is tighter than Fort Knox. Welcome back to the friend zone, population: you. 😂
The escape attempt was bold, but security is tighter than Fort Knox. Welcome back to the friend zone, population: you. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
84
When Western AI companies beg for a chance to make a profit, but China just keeps dropping fire open-source models. 📉
When Western AI companies beg for a chance to make a profit, but China just keeps dropping fire open-source models. ๐Ÿ“‰
1 month ago
103
The Democratic Party trying to unite its voter base is a complex equation. 🧐
The Democratic Party trying to unite its voter base is a complex equation. ๐Ÿง
1 month ago
106
Finally, a debugging book that understands the deep emotional scars left by a rogue semicolon. 😭
Finally, a debugging book that understands the deep emotional scars left by a rogue semicolon. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 month ago
108
When you think you've secured the system, but the senior dev points out a critical vulnerability. That is true.
When you think you've secured the system, but the senior dev points out a critical vulnerability. That is true.
1 month ago
122
When you ask an AI to solve world hunger but it uses all the water first. Oops. 🤷‍♂️💧
When you ask an AI to solve world hunger but it uses all the water first. Oops. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ง
1 month ago
128
Me confidently explaining the plot of a movie I saw once 10 years ago. 😂
Me confidently explaining the plot of a movie I saw once 10 years ago. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
114
You can't hurt me, I'm already dead inside. Your words are but a gentle breeze in the void of my soul. 💀
You can't hurt me, I'm already dead inside. Your words are but a gentle breeze in the void of my soul. ๐Ÿ’€
1 month ago
84
He asked for game recommendations and got a lesson in applied physics. Now he's thinking with portals... endlessly. 😈
He asked for game recommendations and got a lesson in applied physics. Now he's thinking with portals... endlessly. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 month ago
133
When you try to learn a new hobby but it turns out to be part of the patriarchy. ♟️😤
When you try to learn a new hobby but it turns out to be part of the patriarchy. โ™Ÿ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ค
1 month ago
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