Even Jesus has his limits, and that limit is basic autumn drink requests. 🎃☕
13 days ago
When you try to hit a home run but you're living in an Amish paradise. A schwing and a miss!
13 days ago
When you search for 'easy Halloween costumes' and find your true calling as a cozy, human-sized slug. 🐛
13 days ago
When you find a loophole in the system that comes with three built-in girlfriends. Modern problems require modern solutions. 😎
13 days ago
The only holiday truck we wanted to see pull up in 2020. Santa got a new sponsor that year. 💉
13 days ago
That awkward moment when you try to pronounce your medication's name and accidentally summon the dark lord. Well, this is awkward. 🐐
14 days ago
Just when you think you've seen it all in the bedroom... she introduces a new, very specific skill. 😳
14 days ago
My life philosophy when it comes to kitchen chores. Flawless logic, if you ask me. 🧑‍🍳
14 days ago
Well, that escalated quickly. From 'Can You Feel the Love Tonight' to 'Can You Feel the Crippling Realization Tonight'. 😳
14 days ago
The four horsemen of aircraft naming conventions. America clearly has the most freedom. 🦅🇺🇸
14 days ago
When you realize your surgeon skipped the anatomy chapter on the human body. Oops! 🤖👨‍⚕️
14 days ago
When the DJ understands the assignment a little *too* well. FINISH HIM! 🕺
14 days ago
The evolution of aerial bombardment is wild. From dropping bombs to dropping... population bombs. ✈️💣
14 days ago
A tale of two Americas: one with advanced chest-feeding technology and the other with traditional family photos. Choose your reality.
14 days ago
A match made in hell. They're both bringing the heat with these roasts. I think this is what they call love. 🔥
14 days ago