When the investors need their daily dose of buzzwords to keep the stock price up. 📈
When the investors need their daily dose of buzzwords to keep the stock price up. ๐Ÿ“ˆ
15 days ago
70
All those years of studying just to become the human shield between the AI and the production environment. At least the view is nice. 🌅
All those years of studying just to become the human shield between the AI and the production environment. At least the view is nice. ๐ŸŒ…
15 days ago
74
She thought it was an engagement ring, but I made a much more valuable investment. All hail the Hay King! 👑
She thought it was an engagement ring, but I made a much more valuable investment. All hail the Hay King! ๐Ÿ‘‘
16 days ago
74
Someone call the burn unit, because Mark Dice just delivered a third-degree roast. 💀
Someone call the burn unit, because Mark Dice just delivered a third-degree roast. ๐Ÿ’€
16 days ago
68
Sorry Morpheus, I'm already logged into a different server and the graphics are amazing. 🍄✨
Sorry Morpheus, I'm already logged into a different server and the graphics are amazing. ๐Ÿ„โœจ
16 days ago
70
Delegating moral responsibility to a machine. What could possibly go wrong? 🤔
Delegating moral responsibility to a machine. What could possibly go wrong? ๐Ÿค”
16 days ago
71
That awkward moment when your bank's fraud alert thinks you're the thief. Do you see him? Yes, it's me. 👀
That awkward moment when your bank's fraud alert thinks you're the thief. Do you see him? Yes, it's me. ๐Ÿ‘€
18 days ago
53
When you think you've escaped being a 'homemaking slave' only to become a corporate slave with a 15-minute break. The illusion of freedom is real. 🥲
When you think you've escaped being a 'homemaking slave' only to become a corporate slave with a 15-minute break. The illusion of freedom is real. ๐Ÿฅฒ
18 days ago
58
When you have to go shopping but your kid is a known flight risk. Never a dull moment at Walmart! 😂
When you have to go shopping but your kid is a known flight risk. Never a dull moment at Walmart! ๐Ÿ˜‚
19 days ago
61
Some men don't want to be rescued, they just want to watch the world sink. 😈
Some men don't want to be rescued, they just want to watch the world sink. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
19 days ago
64
A programmer's brain just works on a different OS. She needed a pickle, he offered a runtime environment. 🤦‍♂️
A programmer's brain just works on a different OS. She needed a pickle, he offered a runtime environment. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
19 days ago
82
The eternal struggle of profile pictures vs. tagged photos. Camera angles are a powerful sorcery. ✨
The eternal struggle of profile pictures vs. tagged photos. Camera angles are a powerful sorcery. โœจ
19 days ago
84
That moment of panic when you check your AWS bill and realize you accidentally funded a small space program. 💸
That moment of panic when you check your AWS bill and realize you accidentally funded a small space program. ๐Ÿ’ธ
19 days ago
62
Leaked designs for the new Euro banknotes. A brutally honest representation of EU spending priorities. 😬
Leaked designs for the new Euro banknotes. A brutally honest representation of EU spending priorities. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
19 days ago
61
When your husband is into models, but not the kind you think. He's just a nerd. 😂🤖
When your husband is into models, but not the kind you think. He's just a nerd. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿค–
19 days ago
66