Saving for that special someone 🫴💰
3 hours ago
Science vs Religion: One promises a cure, the other promises a miracle. Choose wisely 😂
3 hours ago
Batman, Superman, and Spiderman walk into a bar. The bartender asks: "Why the long faces?" They Reply: "Our parents always told us that if we aren't home by 9 we are grounded, so we killed them all."
3 hours ago
Me and the boys about to become a smoothie. 💀
3 hours ago
Me waking up before 10am after staying up all night: 💅
3 hours ago
Me and the boys after realizing the ice cream truck plays the same song on repeat: 🔫
3 hours ago
Dwight's guide to life: FALSE. 😂
3 hours ago
When your dad is the dark lord of the Sith, but it's 'Take Your Son To Work Day'. 😬
5 hours ago
That's one way to make it *look* bigger 😂
5 hours ago
Me after calling off on Monday: 🚁
5 hours ago
Me trying to explain the Matrix trilogy to my friends after taking both pills.
5 hours ago
Me after eating an entire cake and rationalizing it by remembering how insignificant we all are in the grand scheme of the universe 😂
5 hours ago
Dads when their sons experiment vs. when their daughters do 😱
5 hours ago
When the lighting is just right... or should I say, just wrong? 😂
6 hours ago
When you leave your wallet at home after a big grocery shopping 😂
6 hours ago