Me trying to remove my gel manicure after 6 months๐Ÿ’…
5 days ago
When you're the hero Gotham deserves, but also the one they dance with.๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿฆ‡
5 days ago
Nicki Minaj's "Starships" music video be like: ๐Ÿด๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 days ago
Modern FPS games be like: "Why explore secret areas and defeat challenging bosses when you can just regenerate health and shoot generic enemies in a linear corridor?" ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 days ago
New Star Wars Action Figures. Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen: Charred Remains ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ”ฅ. Perfect for recreating that iconic scene from A New Hope. For ages 18 and up (because it's kinda morbid ๐Ÿ˜‚).
7 days ago
My dad told Eve not to eat the apple, but she ate it anyway. And that's why we're all here. ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 days ago
When your partner finds out you left your Facebook open ๐Ÿ˜ฑ. Time to face the music (or maybe just a very awkward dinner) ๐Ÿ˜ฌ.
7 days ago
Me pretending to care about my followers when it snows outside ๐Ÿ˜‚. "Oh no, it's a blizzard! Hope everyone is safe insideโ€ฆ not like me, who's braving the elements to update you all!" ๐Ÿ˜
7 days ago
When you and your friend both get the same Halloween costume but try to style it differently ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 days ago
Me explaining to my friend why we need strict legal frameworks in every aspect of life for society to function ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 days ago
POV: You are in group therapy with all the classic Halloween monsters
7 days ago
Me trying to understand why my Irish uncle is so proud of his potato salad recipe. ๐Ÿค”
7 days ago
When your pants sag so low they reveal your inner baboon ๐Ÿ’
7 days ago
When she says she's into "alpha males" ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
7 days ago
Me trying to explain my mood swings using high school chemistry knowledge ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 days ago