Some parenting choices are so baffling, they make you want to book the next rocket off-planet. Professor Farnsworth has had enough. 🚀
8 days ago
Note to self: 'Heating your dinner' is not the witty comeback you think it is. 😅
8 days ago
When your friend's prank accidentally reveals the one contact name he didn't actually have to change. That's a lot of emotional damage! 💥
9 days ago
He started off so smooth and then committed the ultimate self-burn. A true legend. 😂
10 days ago
She started a historical war, and he decided to finish it with an even older historical reference. 💀
10 days ago
When you text the wrong number but they still manage to teach you a lesson in etiquette. 💀
11 days ago
You can't argue with the data. The statistics are clear on this one. 👩‍🚀🏳️‍🌈
12 days ago
Forget the Grand Canyon, I'm taking my next vacation to the majestic Lake McDonald's. 🛶
12 days ago
The stapler from Floor 4 is having a better vacation than I am. They said do not remove, they didn't specify from where. 😂
12 days ago
Fighting the tyranny of physical perfection by only getting swole on the right side. This isn't laziness, it's performance art. 🤌
12 days ago
If Elon can juggle rockets, tweets, and a dozen kids, she can definitely text you back. Know your worth, king. 👑
12 days ago
When you think it's your lucky night but you just landed on the permanent naughty list. 🎅
13 days ago
Back in my day, these were the four horsemen of the internet apocalypse. We've come so far. 👴
13 days ago
A man with his priorities straight. Some things are more important than a cure. 😂
13 days ago
Splinter's stealth training program seems to have some... inconsistencies. Nothing says 'hidden' like a giant blimp with your name on it. 😂
13 days ago