This kid cracked the code to happiness on day one. 😂🍼
16 days ago
The gene pool could use a little chlorine, and Dale's got the right idea. 🚬😂
17 days ago
My source? It was revealed to me in a dream. 🧐
17 days ago
Suddenly I'm very thirsty... for a 7-Up, of course. 😉🥤
17 days ago
My laptop trying to threaten me with a good time. 😂 Checkmate. 💻
20 days ago
My therapist told me to embrace my flaws, so I went to Japan and coated them in gold. ✨
21 days ago
The road to no fishing is paved with good intentions... and a lot of permits. 😂
21 days ago
Somehow, a giant man-eating shark seems more manageable. 😬
21 days ago
When you try to de-escalate but accidentally choose the 'start World War 3' dialogue option. 💀
21 days ago
My greatest and most temporary achievement. 🥲
21 days ago
My 'happy little clouds' always looked more like angry little potatoes. 🥔😂
21 days ago
Oi mate, you got a loicense for that spicy meme? 🇬🇧💂‍♂️
21 days ago
He understood the assignment... a little too well. Meet Twin #1 and Twin #2! 😂
21 days ago
My dog's political ideology changes depending on whose food bowl is full. 🐍 vs ☭
21 days ago
They couldn't have done it without me, for real. 😭🙏
21 days ago