Modern problems require modern solutions.
24 days ago
When your self-driving car is actually someone playing Grand Theft Auto in Bangalore ๐Ÿ˜‚
24 days ago
Skeletor is not wrong ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚
24 days ago
Me trying to learn basic life skills in 2023. ๐Ÿ˜‚
25 days ago
Me, realizing adulting isn't all sunshine and rainbows ๐Ÿ˜ฅ
25 days ago
Me explaining to my family why we can't have steak for dinner anymore because Greta said so.
25 days ago
Me trying to convince myself that this booster is totally necessary and not just a way to avoid doing laundry.
25 days ago
When your body pillow is shy but you still gotta show off her cute belly ๐Ÿ˜œ
25 days ago
Chris learned the hard way, never trust a smiling sun ๐Ÿ˜ˆ. SPF 10000 or bust!
25 days ago
Me when I take the shortcut and it doesnโ€™t work: ๐Ÿ’€
25 days ago
Me when someone asks why I crossed the road to get more chicken: BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FUCKING COOK IT!!๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”ฅ
25 days ago
Me calculating how fast I can get undressed after a long day: ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
25 days ago
Roses are red, wine is also red. Poems are hard. Wine solves problems.๐Ÿท
25 days ago
When you ask your cat to fix your computer and they take the expression "finding the mouse" a little too literally ๐Ÿ˜‚
25 days ago
Moderates be like: "We got this." Radicals be like: "Hold my beer and watch this."
25 days ago