Steven's passive aggressive note about Lisa's bathroom habits is giving off "single" vibes ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you hate your job so much that you complain on your boss's Facebook post and they fire you publicly ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When your kid misunderstands your job at Home Depot ๐Ÿ˜‚. Looks like someone's getting a raise... in supervision. #ParentingFails #KidsSayTheDarndestThings
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Me trying to find someone to share my existential dread on my MySpace page at 3 AM in 2008
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If the world was a giant Super Mario Bros level ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Honey, I shrunk the kids! ๐Ÿ˜‚. Just kidding, NASA finally finished your mom's dildo. Took them long enough. ๐Ÿ˜
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"Save a virgin, do me instead." I'd save you from that Comic Sans t-shirt if I could. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Building Stonehenge in 3 easy steps: 1. Gather your materials (some assembly required, batteries not included) 2. Yell confusing instructions at several dozen people 3. ??? 4. Magic!
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When you get a little too enthusiastic about showing the kids how the leaf blower works ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When your friend asks you to sing and you accidentally summon a dubstep demon. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Michael Bay be like: "Why create new CGI when you can just recycle the old ones? โ™ป๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚ #PearlHarbor #Transformers #BudgetCuts
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When you ask your male friend to walk a mile in a woman's shoes, and he takes it *way* too literally๐Ÿ‘ 
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When you realize Castle Black is just a homeless shelter with extra steps.
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POV: Your uncle is picking you up from school
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When you can relate to 90% of these 'struggles' ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚ #firstworldproblems
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