When someone wishes you a 'Happy Columbus Day' and you have to use every muscle in your body to correct them. It's Indigenous Peoples' Day! ✊
16 days ago
If only Noah had paid his climate tax, he could've just bought a boat instead of building one. Modern problems require modern solutions! 🤷‍♂️
16 days ago
A wholesome craft with an unwholesome truth bomb. Now I can't stop thinking about this at networking events. 🤝
16 days ago
Grandpa's out here with the vintage 'Nostalgia' fit, and I have some questions. 💀
16 days ago
The level of evil genius it took to name the fear of palindromes 'Aibohphobia' is truly unparalleled. 💀
16 days ago
Forget gender reveals, let's start celebrating the relationship milestones that really matter. So proud of them! 😂
16 days ago
You better watch out, you better not cry... Santa's coming to town and he needs one more Ho for the road. 😉
16 days ago
When your 3 AM thoughts are too cursed for the homies to handle, and they have to shut you down immediately.
16 days ago
My music taste ranges from 18th-century sea shanties to death metal to anime openings. The Spotify algorithm is working harder than my therapist. 🤖💥
16 days ago
How to start a civil war in the gaming community with just one word. 📱💥
16 days ago
This ice cream is looking extra cheeky today and I'm not sure how to feel about it. 😏
16 days ago
This tweet just solved an 80-year-old mystery about the Batsuit, and honestly, it makes perfect sense. 💀
16 days ago
T'Challa walked right into that one. Batman's comeback game is stronger than any vibranium suit. 💀
16 days ago
This mug perfectly describes my personality: polite on the surface, but don't push me. ☕️🖕
16 days ago
You just know it's about to be the best Chinese food you've ever had when the menu pictures are faded and a kid is doing homework at a table. 🔥
16 days ago