When your skills are too good and men become self-conscious ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚
11 days ago
Me trying to explain my code to my rubber duck ๐Ÿ
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Me and who? ๐Ÿ˜‚ Double the unemployment, double the fun? Babies are expensive, but love don't cost a thing, right? ๐Ÿ‘ถ
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9 AM at home: still snuggled up in bed. 7 AM at a hotel: already conquered the breakfast buffet like a champion ๐Ÿ˜‚. Free food motivation is REAL! ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿ‰
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Michelin Man: I guess we're rating restaurants now ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me to the weather app: "You said it would stop raining!". Weather app: "I lied."
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2015: Temple Run, Angry Birds, Subway Surfers, Hill Climb Racing. 2025: Outlook, Teams, LinkedIn, Google Meet. From chasing high scores to chasing deadlines. ๐Ÿ’€
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When you spot a shiny Pokรฉmon in real life ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you're lovin' it, but they're not lovin' you back.๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ‘Š
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When you ask someone to buy WinRAR and they decline. But suddenly, their software works just fine. ๐Ÿค”
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Vampires in movies be like: "I've been compounding interest since the 19th century, what's your excuse?" ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me and the boys about to drop a nuke on the enemy team in Call of Duty ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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When you walk into the breakroom and see someone has been sucking out all the jelly filling from the donuts: I hate working here ๐Ÿ’€
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Me trying to relate to my friends problems ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you spend 40+ hours on your photorealistic frog and your 5-year-old cousin wins because 'it looks cute'.
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