How many Wile E. Coyotes had to fall off this cliff for the government to be like, "You know what? We should put a sign!" 😂
How many Wile E. Coyotes had to fall off this cliff for the government to be like, "You know what? We should put a sign!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Potatoes are the GOAT 🥔👑.  Other vegetables could never.
Potatoes are the GOAT ๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿ‘‘. Other vegetables could never.
1 year ago
228
This cafe has a very interesting name and they feel the need to specify what it ISN'T 😂
This cafe has a very interesting name and they feel the need to specify what it ISN'T ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
208
An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough 😂
An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
255
Boy Scouts teaching essential survival skills: identifying toilet paper alternatives in the wild 😂
Boy Scouts teaching essential survival skills: identifying toilet paper alternatives in the wild ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
241
Me trying to figure out how much I should be spending on my wine. Should I use time instead of money? 🍷
Me trying to figure out how much I should be spending on my wine. Should I use time instead of money? ๐Ÿท
1 year ago
228
Why flat earthers think 5G is dangerous. The curve of the Earth protects normal people from 5G but flat earthers got a direct hit to their tiny brains 😂
Why flat earthers think 5G is dangerous. The curve of the Earth protects normal people from 5G but flat earthers got a direct hit to their tiny brains ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
231
When it's 3 p.m. and you're a Muslim MotoGP racer:  'Allahu Akbar! (even if it's mid-turn)' 😂
When it's 3 p.m. and you're a Muslim MotoGP racer: 'Allahu Akbar! (even if it's mid-turn)' ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
267
Me, stuck in traffic: "I'm not even mad, that's impressive."
Me, stuck in traffic: "I'm not even mad, that's impressive."
1 year ago
227
When you're a Jedi Master but the council cuts your funding. 😔 May the spare change be with you.
When you're a Jedi Master but the council cuts your funding. ๐Ÿ˜” May the spare change be with you.
1 year ago
245
Even a Sith Lord needs a little help sometimes. Especially when the Death Star construction costs are through the roof! 😅
Even a Sith Lord needs a little help sometimes. Especially when the Death Star construction costs are through the roof! ๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
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Me after my boss tells me "we need to talk": "$1 per insult sounds reasonable. Let's go, I'm ready to buy a house!"
Me after my boss tells me "we need to talk": "$1 per insult sounds reasonable. Let's go, I'm ready to buy a house!"
1 year ago
215
John's got his priorities straight. Forget about serving the country, he's on a mission to find love in uniform 😂.
John's got his priorities straight. Forget about serving the country, he's on a mission to find love in uniform ๐Ÿ˜‚.
1 year ago
210
Park like a lady they said. It'll be empowering they said. (Now where's the nearest tow truck emoji?)
Park like a lady they said. It'll be empowering they said. (Now where's the nearest tow truck emoji?)
1 year ago
227
When you wish for intelligence, logic, and driving skills but the wishing well grants you the embodiment of a middle manager instead. POOF! 💨
When you wish for intelligence, logic, and driving skills but the wishing well grants you the embodiment of a middle manager instead. POOF! ๐Ÿ’จ
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