When they read you your Miranda rights but you got some juicy gossip you just HAVE to share. 🤫
When they read you your Miranda rights but you got some juicy gossip you just HAVE to share. ๐Ÿคซ
1 year ago
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When restricting basic human rights gets you employee of the month. 😂
When restricting basic human rights gets you employee of the month. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
219
When you're so woke, you want to ban the one thing that keeps you warm and cooks your mammoth steaks. 🔥😂
When you're so woke, you want to ban the one thing that keeps you warm and cooks your mammoth steaks. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
339
Me pretending to be surprised when the bartender asks where my friends are after I just ordered 4 tequila shots for myself 😂
Me pretending to be surprised when the bartender asks where my friends are after I just ordered 4 tequila shots for myself ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
297
Trump's ingenious plan to expose media bias: prioritize puppy deportation.  🐶📰😂
Trump's ingenious plan to expose media bias: prioritize puppy deportation. ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ“ฐ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
296
When you realize the Pope is now Made in America 🇺🇸😂
When you realize the Pope is now Made in America ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
262
Me trying to convince myself that bacon is healthy🥓
Me trying to convince myself that bacon is healthy๐Ÿฅ“
1 year ago
187
Bernie's on his way to the climate change conference...in his private jet.  Rules for thee, not for me! 😂
Bernie's on his way to the climate change conference...in his private jet. Rules for thee, not for me! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
322
One million dollars 😈
One million dollars ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
223
Hillary Clinton tests negative for president.  Guess she'll have to stick to deleting emails. 😂
Hillary Clinton tests negative for president. Guess she'll have to stick to deleting emails. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
208
Jill: They are undoing everything you did as President!!
Joe: I was President?
Jill: They are undoing everything you did as President!! Joe: I was President?
1 year ago
348
Reptilians creating humans to farm goyim for shekels. Illuminati confirmed🤯
Reptilians creating humans to farm goyim for shekels. Illuminati confirmed๐Ÿคฏ
1 year ago
350
Finally a worthy challenge for all the chaos-loving gamers out there. Can't wait to cause mayhem in style 🏳️‍🌈😂
Finally a worthy challenge for all the chaos-loving gamers out there. Can't wait to cause mayhem in style ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
284
Me trying to convince myself that ordering 5 packages in one day from Amazon is environmentally friendly because it reduces trips 🤡
Me trying to convince myself that ordering 5 packages in one day from Amazon is environmentally friendly because it reduces trips ๐Ÿคก
1 year ago
338
Me in 2030 getting cancelled for saying I like the opposite gender 😂
Me in 2030 getting cancelled for saying I like the opposite gender ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
295