Me, explaining to Karl Marx why I charge for fishing lessons: ๐ŸŽฃ "It's not about the fish, Karl, it's about the hustle. Supply and demand, baby!"
3 months ago
If you like Twilight, then you're probably...sparkly โœจ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ
3 months ago
Me when the fire alarm goes off at 3 a.m and I remember all my assignments are due tomorrow ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Me trying to impress my crush with my "amazing" dance moves ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Women want equality, but only when it suits them. Like when the bill comes at a fancy restaurant. Or when the 80 lb. box needs to be carried. ๐Ÿค”
3 months ago
Some say women make bad drivers, and then there's this... ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When your family gets a little *too* into Quake. ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
One group chases, the other hunts. Which one are you in? ๐Ÿค”
3 months ago
When your mixtape is fire ๐Ÿ”ฅ but nobody wants to pay for it ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ’€
3 months ago
Me trying to eat healthy and going to McDonald's for a salad ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When you don't wash your hands after using the restroom, you and the homies become a little *too* close. ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ˜‚ Wash those hands, folks!๐Ÿงผ๐Ÿ‘
3 months ago
EA slowly evolving into its final form.
3 months ago
When Bruce Willis takes "Amazing Race" a bit too literally ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
My girlfriend is like my life... I don't have one ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
This better not be *that* kind of lotion.
3 months ago