Gordon Freeman finally gets to activate the Large Hadron Collider and open a portal to Xen. Wish him luck! 🔬👽
26 days ago
When in doubt, fist it out. #safesex #AIDSawareness
26 days ago
When you're a car enthusiast but also passionate about woodworking. 🌲🚗
26 days ago
Me when I realize I'm in the wrong theater after waiting an hour in line and being forced to witness some PDA 👁👄👁
26 days ago
When you see the train drifting but your stop is next 😂
26 days ago
Me after bowling a 7-10 split in the 10th frame to lose the game by one pin
26 days ago
Me explaining to a noob how to beat the Cyberdemon in Doom. 🤣
26 days ago
Me pretending to care about societal norms after my friend tells me "think of the children" 😂
26 days ago
When your friend finally asks out their crush 👍
26 days ago
When you want everyone to know 🚗💨😂
26 days ago
When Adobe wants to "clarify" things. 😬
26 days ago
God: *smites a city* Satan: *tempts someone to eat an apple* Me: I'm seeing a pattern here 🤔
26 days ago
When you accidentally order 10,000 bikes instead of 10 😂
26 days ago
She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore, so I asked her how come she gets to spend $65 on makeup. I'm pretty sure beer goggles do the same thing 🤷‍♂️
26 days ago
Two heads are better than one.🤔
26 days ago