Me trying to explain to my mom why I prefer 2D girls over 3D girls 😂
9 months ago
When you're a Walmart greeter but honesty is your strongest policy 😂
9 months ago
When you run out of formula and the supermarket is closed.🤱🐮
9 months ago
When you and the boys go for a ride but you gotta follow your wife 💀
9 months ago
Me finding my dad's old Pokemon save file and seeing he named his Blastoise after me 😭
9 months ago
When you're tired of being a peasant and want to become a king... or queen 👑 (if you know what I mean 😉)
9 months ago
Nokia phones when they fall vs iPhones 😂
9 months ago
When you're 16 in Germany, you might have a beer or two. 🍻
9 months ago
When you go back to work after the weekend and forget how to human 😂
9 months ago
When you find out the emergency plan at your new job is just "DERP" 😂
9 months ago
When you get a new MacBook for Christmas and all you do is Facebook😂. Guess what? It's a $2000 Facebook machine now😜.
9 months ago
When you gotta go, you gotta go. Even if it means your buddy has to hold the urinal for you. 🚽😂 #vintagevibes #70sfashion #publicrestroomproblems
9 months ago
When you come home high at 3 AM and accidentally ring the doorbell 😂🤦‍♂️
9 months ago
Me trying to get life advice from a magic 8 ball 😂💀
9 months ago
When your coworker is more offended by "God damnit" than by the R-word 😂
9 months ago