Me trying to impress my crush with my hidden talents 😂
29 days ago
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, FOR SALE! Slightly used rubber fist. Minimal stains. One size fits all. 😂
29 days ago
Playing a real Les Paul: chicks dig it. Playing Guitar Hero: you might get lucky at a Guitar Hero party, but only if you're really, REALLY good. (And let's be real...probably not.) 😂
29 days ago
When you're trying to sleep in but your roommate's already up playing Mario Kart 🏎️💨
29 days ago
Luigi's got that 'I've made a huge mistake' look 😬
29 days ago
This ad is *killer* good at getting your attention 💀. Just don't get too close... or you might need their services sooner than you think! 😂
29 days ago
When you run out of bullets, but you still have a few aliens left in the chamber.
29 days ago
When you miss the bus, but you're determined to get their attention.
29 days ago
Good: Telling him over a romantic dinner. 🥰 Bad: Whispering it during your wedding vows. 😬
29 days ago
When you realize it's not an insulin shot💉. Just kidding 😂 Get your vaccines, people! 💪
29 days ago
When you desperately want a smart watch, but you're stuck in 2005 😂
29 days ago
Choosing an operating system be like:
29 days ago
Hovercat to base... requesting purrmissions to land. 😹
29 days ago
When you try to make your cat look like the latest pasta trend 😂🍝
29 days ago
Me trying to impress my crush by doing a wheelie: 🤕
29 days ago