Interviewer: "So, what position are you interviewing for?" 
Me: *Thinking I'm clever* "I'm flexible. Any position you want." 
Interviewer: 🤨
Interviewer: "So, what position are you interviewing for?" Me: *Thinking I'm clever* "I'm flexible. Any position you want." Interviewer: ๐Ÿคจ
1 year ago
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Team Rocket's Jessie getting a taste of defeat... literally 😂
Team Rocket's Jessie getting a taste of defeat... literally ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to sneak snacks into the movie theatre ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Putin: "Hold my Vodka"
Putin: "Hold my Vodka"
1 year ago
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Me after taking a little bit too much cough syrup 🌈🤪
Me after taking a little bit too much cough syrup ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿคช
1 year ago
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When everyone has the same laptop except that one girl with the pink one 😂
When everyone has the same laptop except that one girl with the pink one ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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New Surgeon General’s Warning: Smoking may turn you gay. Now with 50% more fabulous.
New Surgeon Generalโ€™s Warning: Smoking may turn you gay. Now with 50% more fabulous.
1 year ago
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When you can't decide if you're feeling more like a lone wolf or a dynamic duo🦇🦇
When you can't decide if you're feeling more like a lone wolf or a dynamic duo๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿฆ‡
1 year ago
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When you see your food coming
When you see your food coming
1 year ago
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Me trying to understand straight people 😂
Me trying to understand straight people ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you run out of your usual stuff and decide to improvise with what you have at home 😂
When you run out of your usual stuff and decide to improvise with what you have at home ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When Germans see 'Unlimited Speed' signs, they turn on chill mode 😎
When Germans see 'Unlimited Speed' signs, they turn on chill mode ๐Ÿ˜Ž
1 year ago
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When you tell your dog to mow the lawn ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When bedtime stories sound a little *too* unbelievable 😂 #BibleStories #DadLife #SkepticalKid
When bedtime stories sound a little *too* unbelievable ๐Ÿ˜‚ #BibleStories #DadLife #SkepticalKid
1 year ago
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Batman after realizing Robin came in his mask 😂
Batman after realizing Robin came in his mask ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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