"Do you know who I am?" "Of course, I do. I married your sister!" 😂
3 months ago
Me trying to figure out the important questions in life 🤔😂
3 months ago
Me calculating if I can beat her man in a fight 🤔
3 months ago
My wife was sad, so I showed her my boobs. Apparently, that doesn't work both ways. 😂 #marriagehumor #genderroles #relatable
3 months ago
That explains why stormtroopers have such bad aim 😂. They can't shoot or drive because they are always distracted.
3 months ago
When your ex is a nurse and they get to stitch you up after surgery 😂
3 months ago
Me trying to explain to the officer that if he caught me speeding, he was also speeding 😂
3 months ago
Inflation hitting everyone hard these days 😔
3 months ago
My car got broken into, but honestly, I'm more offended that they only ate the skin off my rotisserie chickens. Like, what kind of monster does that?! 😭😂
3 months ago
When the doctor knows a little too much about your personal life 😂
3 months ago
My mother-in-law threw "The Exorcist" into the ocean because it was too evil. So naturally, I bought another copy, made it damp, and left it in her nightstand.😈
3 months ago
Me trying to find out if she's really into me or just being polite 😂
3 months ago
Is your man this cheesy? 😂 I guess it's time to get a new clock... or a new man? 🤔
3 months ago
When you accidentally teach your kid a little too much about reality 😂
3 months ago
When someone tells you to "trust the science" without questioning anything. 🚩🚩🚩
3 months ago