STOP VEGANS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. What's next? Mountain goats?
6 months ago
I guess this jigsaw puzzle isn't suitable for vegetarians after all 😂
6 months ago
This lettuce expires on *which* Monday?! What if I need to eat it on *every* Monday?! 😩
6 months ago
Spotted a man bun in the wild? Instantaneously transforms into a walking, talking trash bag emoji 🥷😂
6 months ago
My internet when I'm trying to watch Breaking Bad and an ad starts playing 😂
6 months ago
Me trying to carefully approach my wife after I left the toilet seat up.
6 months ago
People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders 😂. I guess that makes her the Chick-fil-A CEO.
6 months ago
When your girlfriend's solo pics get way more likes than your couple pics, but you know the real ones are coming to the wedding 😂
6 months ago
Me trying to find the end of the packing tape.
6 months ago
Me trying to figure out why my clothes shrink in the dryer: 🧐
6 months ago
Evil-Lyn: "A woman's intuition is never wrong!" Skeletor: "Way too many single mothers for this to be true."
6 months ago
Free cat to a good home. Wife won't let me keep her. 😹
6 months ago
Me trying to explain to my grandma why "laughing out loud" isn't three separate words 😂
6 months ago
IRONY is getting PREGNANT on a PULL OUT COUCH. 🤣
6 months ago
When you gotta coordinate pick-up and drop-off times with the side chick so she doesn't run into the main girl 😂 #RiskyBusiness
6 months ago