Me considering a career in politics after seeing how little accountability there is 😂
Me considering a career in politics after seeing how little accountability there is ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
213
Mario's Valentine's Day card is wholesome, Dry Bones' is 💀, but Bowser's... yikes.  Poor Peach needs a restraining order.
Mario's Valentine's Day card is wholesome, Dry Bones' is ๐Ÿ’€, but Bowser's... yikes. Poor Peach needs a restraining order.
1 year ago
196
When you're 'pro-life' but also 'pro-war' and 'pro-guns'. 🤔 Make it make sense!
When you're 'pro-life' but also 'pro-war' and 'pro-guns'. ๐Ÿค” Make it make sense!
1 year ago
139
'Murica! Land of the free, home of the brave, and birthplace of the phrase 'So what if we are number 47 in healthcare?' 🇺🇸🍔🍟
'Murica! Land of the free, home of the brave, and birthplace of the phrase 'So what if we are number 47 in healthcare?' ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŸ
1 year ago
174
When you take fantasy football a little too seriously 😂
When you take fantasy football a little too seriously ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
147
Just another day conquering Poland and posting selfies on Insta. #blessed #führer #instawar
Just another day conquering Poland and posting selfies on Insta. #blessed #fรผhrer #instawar
1 year ago
195
Me trying to convince myself that the fan is a heartbeat and I'm not just lonely 😭
Me trying to convince myself that the fan is a heartbeat and I'm not just lonely ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
191
When your marketing strategy is on point 😂.  "First drink's on us...and so is something else 😉."
When your marketing strategy is on point ๐Ÿ˜‚. "First drink's on us...and so is something else ๐Ÿ˜‰."
1 year ago
260
So true! 😂 Men are always searching for new connections, while women connect to the strongest and best one.  It's all about range and signal strength. 📶
So true! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Men are always searching for new connections, while women connect to the strongest and best one. It's all about range and signal strength. ๐Ÿ“ถ
1 year ago
185
When you skip leg day but accidentally max out on wing day 💪🐦
When you skip leg day but accidentally max out on wing day ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฆ
1 year ago
212
God accidentally added a pinch of assholes to Earth. Oops. 😬
God accidentally added a pinch of assholes to Earth. Oops. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
165
Me trying to explain to my wife why I suddenly became nostalgic looking at a black couch 😂
Me trying to explain to my wife why I suddenly became nostalgic looking at a black couch ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
190
When your pre-workout is a little different… 🐄🥛💪
When your pre-workout is a little differentโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿฅ›๐Ÿ’ช
1 year ago
236
When your mom says your breath smells like c*nt and you try to prove her wrong.
When your mom says your breath smells like c*nt and you try to prove her wrong.
1 year ago
206
Just another casual drive home, minding my own business when BAM! Giant robot. I guess the Empire decided to take the scenic route. 🤦‍♂️
Just another casual drive home, minding my own business when BAM! Giant robot. I guess the Empire decided to take the scenic route. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
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