Me after a night out thinking I'm doing future me a solid 😂
Me after a night out thinking I'm doing future me a solid ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
83
Steve Jobs: "Remember when I died and people treated me like a god?" 
Bill Gates: "Yeah, well I'm eradicating malaria and donating 90% of my wealth and people just call me rich.  So...yeah, f*** you Steve."
Steve Jobs: "Remember when I died and people treated me like a god?" Bill Gates: "Yeah, well I'm eradicating malaria and donating 90% of my wealth and people just call me rich. So...yeah, f*** you Steve."
1 year ago
131
Nailed it! Just not in the way I intended ๐Ÿ˜‚ #fail #backflip
1 year ago
143
We monks have achieved enlightenment. We now understand the true meaning of resistance. OHMMMMM...
We monks have achieved enlightenment. We now understand the true meaning of resistance. OHMMMMM...
1 year ago
137
My Facebook fact-checker must have gone on vacation because my posts are getting WILD! 😂 #FacebookJail #FactCheckFail
My Facebook fact-checker must have gone on vacation because my posts are getting WILD! ๐Ÿ˜‚ #FacebookJail #FactCheckFail
1 year ago
75
POV: You are a saber tooth tiger about to hunt. 10,000 years later, you are now a bunny 🐰 😂
POV: You are a saber tooth tiger about to hunt. 10,000 years later, you are now a bunny ๐Ÿฐ ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
149
Husband has seen his wife in lingerie before... thousands of times! It doesn't seem to bother him, but he is over sunsets.
Husband has seen his wife in lingerie before... thousands of times! It doesn't seem to bother him, but he is over sunsets.
1 year ago
68
When your girl says she baked you a cake with a surprise inside and it isn't a file. 😂
When your girl says she baked you a cake with a surprise inside and it isn't a file. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
143
Me and my imaginary partner locking in our love forever.🔑❤️
Me and my imaginary partner locking in our love forever.๐Ÿ”‘โค๏ธ
1 year ago
118
Me trying to explain to my parents why I haven't found "the one": "Look, I just need stable internet first.  Love can wait. 😂"
Me trying to explain to my parents why I haven't found "the one": "Look, I just need stable internet first. Love can wait. ๐Ÿ˜‚"
1 year ago
132
Me trying to find something interesting to read while using the bathroom:
*Picks up shampoo bottle and starts reading ingredients*
Yes...yes...quite fascinating indeed...
Me trying to find something interesting to read while using the bathroom: *Picks up shampoo bottle and starts reading ingredients* Yes...yes...quite fascinating indeed...
1 year ago
95
When the genie gives you two great options, but you forget which one you chose 😂
When the genie gives you two great options, but you forget which one you chose ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
129
When you can't afford all four wheels, but still need to get to work
When you can't afford all four wheels, but still need to get to work
1 year ago
143
When someone steals your Happy Meal, so you steal their happiness.  😈
When someone steals your Happy Meal, so you steal their happiness. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
135
When you ask your mom for money and she says "Ask your dad" and then your dad says "Ask your mom" and you end up homeless.
When you ask your mom for money and she says "Ask your dad" and then your dad says "Ask your mom" and you end up homeless.
1 year ago
118