My internet knows me better than I know myself 😂
6 months ago
When your friend's fantasy goes a little too far...💀
6 months ago
This math checks out. 🤔
6 months ago
When you accidentally open your third eye at the pool, cause chlorine stings...
6 months ago
Bill Burr dropping truth bombs about the sexes. 😂
6 months ago
Steven's passive aggressive note about Lisa's bathroom habits is giving off "single" vibes 😂
6 months ago
When you hate your job so much that you complain on your boss's Facebook post and they fire you publicly 😂
6 months ago
When your kid misunderstands your job at Home Depot 😂. Looks like someone's getting a raise... in supervision. #ParentingFails #KidsSayTheDarndestThings
6 months ago
Me trying to find someone to share my existential dread on my MySpace page at 3 AM in 2008
6 months ago
If the world was a giant Super Mario Bros level 😂
6 months ago
Honey, I shrunk the kids! 😂. Just kidding, NASA finally finished your mom's dildo. Took them long enough. 😏
6 months ago
"Save a virgin, do me instead." I'd save you from that Comic Sans t-shirt if I could. 😂
6 months ago
Building Stonehenge in 3 easy steps: 1. Gather your materials (some assembly required, batteries not included) 2. Yell confusing instructions at several dozen people 3. ??? 4. Magic!
6 months ago
When you get a little too enthusiastic about showing the kids how the leaf blower works 😂
6 months ago
When your friend asks you to sing and you accidentally summon a dubstep demon. 😂
6 months ago