Me pretending to know the code for dragon fruit when it doesn't scan so the cashier thinks I'm a grocery store genius 😂
Me pretending to know the code for dragon fruit when it doesn't scan so the cashier thinks I'm a grocery store genius ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
34
Why are the pyramids still in Egypt?🤔
It's simple: Even the British Museum couldn't handle such a BIG souvenir. 😂
Why are the pyramids still in Egypt?๐Ÿค” It's simple: Even the British Museum couldn't handle such a BIG souvenir. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
15
Me trying to explain to my dentist why I haven't flossed in a week 😂
Me trying to explain to my dentist why I haven't flossed in a week ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
25
To have kids or not to have kids. That is the $18.75 question 🤔. Choose wisely, choose Trojans.
To have kids or not to have kids. That is the $18.75 question ๐Ÿค”. Choose wisely, choose Trojans.
10 months ago
27
STOP VEGANS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. What's next? Mountain goats?
STOP VEGANS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. What's next? Mountain goats?
10 months ago
34
I guess this jigsaw puzzle isn't suitable for vegetarians after all 😂
I guess this jigsaw puzzle isn't suitable for vegetarians after all ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
24
This lettuce expires on *which* Monday?! What if I need to eat it on *every* Monday?! 😩
This lettuce expires on *which* Monday?! What if I need to eat it on *every* Monday?! ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
10 months ago
28
Spotted a man bun in the wild? Instantaneously transforms into a walking, talking trash bag emoji 🥷😂
Spotted a man bun in the wild? Instantaneously transforms into a walking, talking trash bag emoji ๐Ÿฅท๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
19
My internet when I'm trying to watch Breaking Bad and an ad starts playing 😂
My internet when I'm trying to watch Breaking Bad and an ad starts playing ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
33
Me trying to carefully approach my wife after I left the toilet seat up.
Me trying to carefully approach my wife after I left the toilet seat up.
10 months ago
39
People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders 😂.  I guess that makes her the Chick-fil-A CEO.
People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders ๐Ÿ˜‚. I guess that makes her the Chick-fil-A CEO.
10 months ago
23
When your girlfriend's solo pics get way more likes than your couple pics, but you know the real ones are coming to the wedding 😂
When your girlfriend's solo pics get way more likes than your couple pics, but you know the real ones are coming to the wedding ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
25
Me trying to find the end of the packing tape.
Me trying to find the end of the packing tape.
10 months ago
25
Me trying to figure out why my clothes shrink in the dryer: 🧐
Me trying to figure out why my clothes shrink in the dryer: ๐Ÿง
10 months ago
40
Evil-Lyn: "A woman's intuition is never wrong!"
Skeletor: "Way too many single mothers for this to be true."
Evil-Lyn: "A woman's intuition is never wrong!" Skeletor: "Way too many single mothers for this to be true."
10 months ago
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