This bread is my spirit animal. Crouching carbs, hidden bacon 🥓
4 months ago
When you let your inner artist out on a dusty car 😂🐶
4 months ago
Jennifer Aniston: Could I BE any higher?
4 months ago
When your pointer finds the thing vs when it doesn't 😂 #programming #nullpointerexception
4 months ago
Yo dawg, I heard you like Xzibit, so I put an Xzibit in your Xzibit so you can exhibit Xzibit while you Xzibit.
4 months ago
Pro gamer vs. Chad. One's got the skills, the other's got the muscles (and the girls). Choose wisely. 😂
4 months ago
Evolution of controllers, we've come a long way and my thumbs are thankful 😂
4 months ago
When bedtime turns into a battle royale. 🍼⚔️ Who needs a nightlight when you have acid blood and plasma cannons? #AlienVsPredator #BabyFight
4 months ago
Me trying to find my inner peace during yoga vs. me trying to find a comfortable sleeping position on public transport 😂
4 months ago
This guy understood the assignment: retire rich or die trying 😂
4 months ago
When autocorrect fails to save you from walking in on your girlfriend... with his girlfriend 😂
4 months ago
Dubai be like: We're rich! *Oil runs out* We're sand again! 🏜️
4 months ago
Pastor: "That never happened, Jesus." Jesus: "Lol, tell them anyway!"
4 months ago
Jesus: "Do a Batman symbol." Barber: "Go away Jesus" 😂
4 months ago
Me trying to sneak into heaven after telling Yo Momma jokes about Mary 🎺🤫
4 months ago