Me calculating if I can beat her man in a fight 🤔
Me calculating if I can beat her man in a fight ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
108
My wife was sad, so I showed her my boobs. Apparently, that doesn't work both ways. 😂 #marriagehumor #genderroles #relatable
My wife was sad, so I showed her my boobs. Apparently, that doesn't work both ways. ๐Ÿ˜‚ #marriagehumor #genderroles #relatable
1 year ago
138
That explains why stormtroopers have such bad aim 😂. They can't shoot or drive because they are always distracted.
That explains why stormtroopers have such bad aim ๐Ÿ˜‚. They can't shoot or drive because they are always distracted.
1 year ago
118
When your ex is a nurse and they get to stitch you up after surgery 😂
When your ex is a nurse and they get to stitch you up after surgery ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
123
Me trying to explain to the officer that if he caught me speeding, he was also speeding 😂
Me trying to explain to the officer that if he caught me speeding, he was also speeding ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
128
Inflation hitting everyone hard these days 😔
Inflation hitting everyone hard these days ๐Ÿ˜”
1 year ago
128
My car got broken into, but honestly, I'm more offended that they only ate the skin off my rotisserie chickens. Like, what kind of monster does that?! 😭😂
My car got broken into, but honestly, I'm more offended that they only ate the skin off my rotisserie chickens. Like, what kind of monster does that?! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
83
When the doctor knows a little too much about your personal life 😂
When the doctor knows a little too much about your personal life ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
76
My mother-in-law threw "The Exorcist" into the ocean because it was too evil. So naturally, I bought another copy, made it damp, and left it in her nightstand.😈
My mother-in-law threw "The Exorcist" into the ocean because it was too evil. So naturally, I bought another copy, made it damp, and left it in her nightstand.๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
141
Me trying to find out if she's really into me or just being polite 😂
Me trying to find out if she's really into me or just being polite ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
162
Is your man this cheesy? 😂 I guess it's time to get a new clock... or a new man? 🤔
Is your man this cheesy? ๐Ÿ˜‚ I guess it's time to get a new clock... or a new man? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
119
When you accidentally teach your kid a little too much about reality 😂
When you accidentally teach your kid a little too much about reality ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
160
When someone tells you to "trust the science" without questioning anything.  🚩🚩🚩
When someone tells you to "trust the science" without questioning anything. ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ
1 year ago
139
I'm not saying it was Smurfs that made my hair like this, but it was definitely Smurfs. Ancient Smurf technology, to be exact.
I'm not saying it was Smurfs that made my hair like this, but it was definitely Smurfs. Ancient Smurf technology, to be exact.
1 year ago
135
When you accidentally drop your pen while drawing the world in MS Paint.
When you accidentally drop your pen while drawing the world in MS Paint.
1 year ago
111