Me when my friend tries to show me another "news" article 🙄. All I see is 🚩🚩🚩.
Me when my friend tries to show me another "news" article ๐Ÿ™„. All I see is ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ.
11 months ago
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Morpheus: "The mainstream media lies about literally everything." Michael Scott: "Okay, I'm going to need you to verify that claim with a link to a credible mainstream media article."
Morpheus: "The mainstream media lies about literally everything." Michael Scott: "Okay, I'm going to need you to verify that claim with a link to a credible mainstream media article."
11 months ago
33
When you graduate with $500k in student loans and all you can say is "Free Palestine" 😂
When you graduate with $500k in student loans and all you can say is "Free Palestine" ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
16
Me, realizing I missed out on both the Age of Exploration and interstellar travel: 😭
Me, realizing I missed out on both the Age of Exploration and interstellar travel: ๐Ÿ˜ญ
11 months ago
15
My internet knows me better than I know myself 😂
My internet knows me better than I know myself ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
22
When your friend's fantasy goes a little too far...💀
When your friend's fantasy goes a little too far...๐Ÿ’€
11 months ago
17
This math checks out. 🤔
This math checks out. ๐Ÿค”
11 months ago
15
When you accidentally open your third eye at the pool, cause chlorine stings...
When you accidentally open your third eye at the pool, cause chlorine stings...
11 months ago
29
Bill Burr dropping truth bombs about the sexes. 😂
Bill Burr dropping truth bombs about the sexes. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
31
Steven's passive aggressive note about Lisa's bathroom habits is giving off "single" vibes 😂
Steven's passive aggressive note about Lisa's bathroom habits is giving off "single" vibes ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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When you hate your job so much that you complain on your boss's Facebook post and they fire you publicly 😂
When you hate your job so much that you complain on your boss's Facebook post and they fire you publicly ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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When your kid misunderstands your job at Home Depot 😂.  Looks like someone's getting a raise... in supervision. #ParentingFails #KidsSayTheDarndestThings
When your kid misunderstands your job at Home Depot ๐Ÿ˜‚. Looks like someone's getting a raise... in supervision. #ParentingFails #KidsSayTheDarndestThings
11 months ago
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Me trying to find someone to share my existential dread on my MySpace page at 3 AM in 2008
Me trying to find someone to share my existential dread on my MySpace page at 3 AM in 2008
11 months ago
27
If the world was a giant Super Mario Bros level 😂
If the world was a giant Super Mario Bros level ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
36
Honey, I shrunk the kids! 😂. Just kidding, NASA finally finished your mom's dildo. Took them long enough. 😏
Honey, I shrunk the kids! ๐Ÿ˜‚. Just kidding, NASA finally finished your mom's dildo. Took them long enough. ๐Ÿ˜
11 months ago
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