My daily routine be like: ⏰ Work ➡️ Eat ➡️ Work ➡️ Eat ➡️ Sleep (sometimes)
7 months ago
Me after realizing I accidentally used ketchup instead of BBQ sauce 🫘
7 months ago
When the elements summon their champion...and the champion is lit 🔥
7 months ago
Me trying to save a photo after my phone's camera roll gets full: vintage filter + helvetica font = masterpiece ✨
7 months ago
Me trying to decipher IKEA instructions and pretending I totally get them, step by step.
7 months ago
From Smokey the Bear to Pedo Bear, this chart sums up the trustworthiness of bears.🐻😂
7 months ago
When you're tired of being told to share and be kind. 🤬
7 months ago
When Facebook just isn't cutting it anymore 😂
7 months ago
Happy Pi Day! When 3.14 transforms into a slice of pie with whipped cream. It must be Thanksgiving. 🤤🍩🍧
7 months ago
Me trying to be sexy after six oysters and three beers 🦪🍺
7 months ago
Me after beating level 1 of Snake in under 5 seconds 😂
7 months ago
Me after trying that new Mexican place 🔥🚽
7 months ago
Me trying to delete my speeding ticket records from the police database.
7 months ago
Aztecs explaining human sacrifice: "It may not be a perfect system, but it's still the best one there is."
7 months ago
This is my plan for getting rich quick. What could possibly go wrong? 🤔
7 months ago