When you are the only one at the party with an invitation 😂
When you are the only one at the party with an invitation ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
212
Making jokes about dead babies = bad. Actually making dead babies = okay. 🤔 So, what's the difference again? 💀
Making jokes about dead babies = bad. Actually making dead babies = okay. ๐Ÿค” So, what's the difference again? ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
219
Facebook's security check be like: "Prove you're not a robot by typing 'humping grandchildren'"
Facebook's security check be like: "Prove you're not a robot by typing 'humping grandchildren'"
1 year ago
133
Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women. 
THUNDERSTORMS 
6 times less likely to happen in a kitchen 😂
Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women. THUNDERSTORMS 6 times less likely to happen in a kitchen ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
177
That TMNT costume has seen some things 🐢👀
That TMNT costume has seen some things ๐Ÿข๐Ÿ‘€
1 year ago
125
Me after taking a caffeine pill to clean my bathroom 😂
Me after taking a caffeine pill to clean my bathroom ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
123
When your "rebellion" is sponsored by the mainstream media 🤔
When your "rebellion" is sponsored by the mainstream media ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
132
Me when my friend tries to show me another "news" article 🙄. All I see is 🚩🚩🚩.
Me when my friend tries to show me another "news" article ๐Ÿ™„. All I see is ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ.
1 year ago
207
Morpheus: "The mainstream media lies about literally everything." Michael Scott: "Okay, I'm going to need you to verify that claim with a link to a credible mainstream media article."
Morpheus: "The mainstream media lies about literally everything." Michael Scott: "Okay, I'm going to need you to verify that claim with a link to a credible mainstream media article."
1 year ago
210
When you graduate with $500k in student loans and all you can say is "Free Palestine" 😂
When you graduate with $500k in student loans and all you can say is "Free Palestine" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
108
Me, realizing I missed out on both the Age of Exploration and interstellar travel: 😭
Me, realizing I missed out on both the Age of Exploration and interstellar travel: ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
114
My internet knows me better than I know myself 😂
My internet knows me better than I know myself ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
137
When your friend's fantasy goes a little too far...💀
When your friend's fantasy goes a little too far...๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
125
This math checks out. 🤔
This math checks out. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
121
When you accidentally open your third eye at the pool, cause chlorine stings...
When you accidentally open your third eye at the pool, cause chlorine stings...
1 year ago
138