POV: you just dropped your AirPods in the mosh pit
6 months ago
When you love something, you gotta hate it too! It's all about balance, or maybe just a confusing reflection 🤔. #MindGames #LoveHateRelationship
6 months ago
When you order Papa Johns but forgot to tip the last guy 😂🍕
6 months ago
When she says she's wrong but you still feel the tension 🤔
6 months ago
When you're feeling sunny side up, but also a little cheeky 🌅🍑
6 months ago
Me thinking about how I'm gonna spend my tax return 🍻
6 months ago
Me trying to understand my Biology homework
6 months ago
Me when someone asks if I want my eggs scrambled, over easy or poached. I SAID SOFT BOILED!!!
6 months ago
That's a lot of drugs!🔥 Cops 10 - Mexico 0 😂
6 months ago
When your date says they love magic ✨🎩 and you're a magician, but she meant Criss Angel and you're just some dude who pulled a rabbit out of a hat once. 🐇
6 months ago
When you're a little too excited for nap time 😂 #PapooseProblems
6 months ago
When you troll a dad on Facebook and he takes it *way* too seriously 😂. "I'm calling the Apple Store!" Sir, this is a Wendy's.
6 months ago
Steve Jobs: I said netbooks are cheap and not good. Bill Gates: Yup. Steve Jobs: Well now they are just not good.
6 months ago
When your group chat gets a little too dark 😈🔪🔥 Even the cat's like 'Meow?' 🤔
6 months ago
10% of straight women really be living on a different planet.
6 months ago