When even the hooker friendzones you and gives you life advice. 😭😂
When even the hooker friendzones you and gives you life advice. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
276
Steve Jobs when he finds out your doorbell has more than one button 😂
Steve Jobs when he finds out your doorbell has more than one button ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
163
Me when someone walks in front of me on the escalator after they say "After you!"
Me when someone walks in front of me on the escalator after they say "After you!"
1 year ago
167
Apple: We removed all camera apps that used the volume button as a shutter.
One day later at WWDC: Introducing the new iPhone feature: Using the volume button to take pictures! 🤯
Apple: We removed all camera apps that used the volume button as a shutter. One day later at WWDC: Introducing the new iPhone feature: Using the volume button to take pictures! ๐Ÿคฏ
1 year ago
142
When you're a designer and also a fan of the seven deadly sins😈🍷
When you're a designer and also a fan of the seven deadly sins๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿท
1 year ago
271
Me trying to find an original Halloween costume 😞
Me trying to find an original Halloween costume ๐Ÿ˜ž
1 year ago
128
This guy's brain was hotter than his mining rig. 🤣👺
This guy's brain was hotter than his mining rig. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘บ
1 year ago
154
Me: *Strategically placing buildings and units, maximizing resource gathering, and coordinating attacks with precision* 
My boyfriend: "Dude, send more minerals!"
Me: *Strategically placing buildings and units, maximizing resource gathering, and coordinating attacks with precision* My boyfriend: "Dude, send more minerals!"
1 year ago
322
When you're broke but still want to make a statement 😂
When you're broke but still want to make a statement ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
432
Me trying to spice things up after 3 months, vs. my partner's reaction 😂
Me trying to spice things up after 3 months, vs. my partner's reaction ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
217
Me trying to understand why some women shave off their eyebrows and draw them back on😂
Me trying to understand why some women shave off their eyebrows and draw them back on๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
163
When you realize the real Jack Sparrow converted to Islam: 🤯
When you realize the real Jack Sparrow converted to Islam: ๐Ÿคฏ
1 year ago
332
When your friend who just bought a $50 point-and-shoot camera calls themselves a "photographer" 😂
When your friend who just bought a $50 point-and-shoot camera calls themselves a "photographer" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
180
Me trying to figure out which line is the shortest at airport check-in 😂
Me trying to figure out which line is the shortest at airport check-in ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
162
When your code smells but it's not your fault 😂
When your code smells but it's not your fault ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
211