I had a nightmare about living in a dystopian USA. Woke up in a cold sweat, then realized it wasn't a dream, it was just Tuesday. 😬
I had a nightmare about living in a dystopian USA. Woke up in a cold sweat, then realized it wasn't a dream, it was just Tuesday. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
11 months ago
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Me casually enjoying a bucket of KFC while protesting against KFC 🐔🍗
Me casually enjoying a bucket of KFC while protesting against KFC ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ—
11 months ago
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Dollar store Christmas plates, perfect for spreading holiday fear, not cheer 😬⛔️
Dollar store Christmas plates, perfect for spreading holiday fear, not cheer ๐Ÿ˜ฌโ›”๏ธ
11 months ago
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When you ask for a banana split and they take it literally 😳
When you ask for a banana split and they take it literally ๐Ÿ˜ณ
11 months ago
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When you try to help your wife with car trouble and realize it's not always what it seems 😂 #WomenDrivers #SpareTireFail #MarriageHumor
When you try to help your wife with car trouble and realize it's not always what it seems ๐Ÿ˜‚ #WomenDrivers #SpareTireFail #MarriageHumor
11 months ago
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When you're patriotic AND need to fill up your tank
When you're patriotic AND need to fill up your tank
11 months ago
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When you accidentally step on a sleeping friend ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Bear Grylls: Tonight's special, Predator Sashimi! Full of protein and screams.
Bear Grylls: Tonight's special, Predator Sashimi! Full of protein and screams.
11 months ago
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When you tell your parents you hate them and wish you were never born so they hit you with the "I wish you were never born too" and reverse time to before you were conceived. 😂
When you tell your parents you hate them and wish you were never born so they hit you with the "I wish you were never born too" and reverse time to before you were conceived. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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TSA: We get paid minimum wage to touch your junk. Also, free blue latex gloves!
TSA: We get paid minimum wage to touch your junk. Also, free blue latex gloves!
11 months ago
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Me trying to decide if I want a Big Mac or a McChicken.
Me trying to decide if I want a Big Mac or a McChicken.
11 months ago
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Just a normal Tuesday afternoon with my bestie 🌈🦄
Just a normal Tuesday afternoon with my bestie ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿฆ„
11 months ago
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When you invite your demonic friends over for dinner and they mistake Jesus for the main course 😬
When you invite your demonic friends over for dinner and they mistake Jesus for the main course ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
11 months ago
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When you're 5 and already know what you like 😂
When you're 5 and already know what you like ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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When someone roasts you so hard a part of you dies inside 💀 but then you realize they were right and you level up 💪
When someone roasts you so hard a part of you dies inside ๐Ÿ’€ but then you realize they were right and you level up ๐Ÿ’ช
11 months ago
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