Google translate be like:
English - Be cunning.
Czech - Be a Jew.
Google translate be like: English - Be cunning. Czech - Be a Jew.
11 months ago
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Daria gives zero f*cks about the Matrix. What a mood! 😂
Daria gives zero f*cks about the Matrix. What a mood! ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Finally! I can add bacon to my burger without all the hassle of actually cooking bacon🥓🍔😂
Finally! I can add bacon to my burger without all the hassle of actually cooking bacon๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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When you finally take a break at work and your coworkers have other plans ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Me trying to avoid eye contact with Jimmy Wales after accidentally editing the Scopophobia Wikipedia page: 👀
Me trying to avoid eye contact with Jimmy Wales after accidentally editing the Scopophobia Wikipedia page: ๐Ÿ‘€
11 months ago
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Professor Farnsworth has discovered the secret to making everyone uncomfortable! Good news, indeed! 😂
Professor Farnsworth has discovered the secret to making everyone uncomfortable! Good news, indeed! ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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When your boss asks if you completed that project that's been open for 2 years ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Stalking IRL: Creepy. Stalking on Facebook: Jackpot! 😂  It's not creepy if it's through a screen, right? 👀
Stalking IRL: Creepy. Stalking on Facebook: Jackpot! ๐Ÿ˜‚ It's not creepy if it's through a screen, right? ๐Ÿ‘€
11 months ago
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Me trying to find the bathroom in someone's house after my third glass of wine. 🍷
Me trying to find the bathroom in someone's house after my third glass of wine. ๐Ÿท
11 months ago
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This map perfectly sums up my San Francisco bubble.  Now, where did I put my America's Hat?
This map perfectly sums up my San Francisco bubble. Now, where did I put my America's Hat?
11 months ago
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When you find out the hot guy you were checking out prefers men 💅
When you find out the hot guy you were checking out prefers men ๐Ÿ’…
11 months ago
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When you're lonely and tired of working alone, hold a meeting and socialize with colleagues, feel important, and impress them. All on company time! ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Me trying to explain to TSA that "My First Cavity Search" is just a children's book and not a how-to manual. 😬
Me trying to explain to TSA that "My First Cavity Search" is just a children's book and not a how-to manual. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
11 months ago
21
Planning your next vacation? ✈️🌎 This handy map will help you pick the perfect destination based on your unique...preferences. 😂 Just remember to pack your sense of humor (and maybe a hazmat suit).
Planning your next vacation? โœˆ๏ธ๐ŸŒŽ This handy map will help you pick the perfect destination based on your unique...preferences. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Just remember to pack your sense of humor (and maybe a hazmat suit).
11 months ago
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Me escaping reality after failing NNN ๐Ÿ˜‚
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