When the babysitter says they'll 'warm the baby's bottle' and you come home to this 🔥👶
When the babysitter says they'll 'warm the baby's bottle' and you come home to this ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘ถ
1 year ago
163
Me: Why do you watch Food Network when it doesn't make you a better cook? 

Her: ...Why do you watch porn...?

Me: GET OUT 🚪
Me: Why do you watch Food Network when it doesn't make you a better cook? Her: ...Why do you watch porn...? Me: GET OUT ๐Ÿšช
1 year ago
230
This wall went from a 10 to a penis. Literally.
This wall went from a 10 to a penis. Literally.
1 year ago
264
When sarcasm hits too close to reality 😂
When sarcasm hits too close to reality ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
288
Obama casually dropping the mic after releasing his birth certificate 😂
Obama casually dropping the mic after releasing his birth certificate ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
224
Smile... wait... for... FLASH💥
Smile... wait... for... FLASH๐Ÿ’ฅ
1 year ago
308
Guys after a fight: "Wanna grab a beer?" 🍻
Girls after a fight: *continues fighting using harsh words for weeks* 🤬
Guys after a fight: "Wanna grab a beer?" ๐Ÿป Girls after a fight: *continues fighting using harsh words for weeks* ๐Ÿคฌ
1 year ago
246
When you're a hipster cat and like Justin Bieber because it's too mainstream to hate him 😂
When you're a hipster cat and like Justin Bieber because it's too mainstream to hate him ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
154
Me trying to disprove this fact and ending up on the floor after 5 taps: 😵
Me trying to disprove this fact and ending up on the floor after 5 taps: ๐Ÿ˜ต
1 year ago
172
Me trying to make friends in the real world after spending 200 hours escaping the Aperture Science Enrichment Center
Me trying to make friends in the real world after spending 200 hours escaping the Aperture Science Enrichment Center
1 year ago
292
Queen Elizabeth after someone jokingly asks her if she's ever seen The Mask.
Queen Elizabeth after someone jokingly asks her if she's ever seen The Mask.
1 year ago
237
When you're feeling Eeyore about your fuel economy but Winnie the Pooh about your RPMs 😂
When you're feeling Eeyore about your fuel economy but Winnie the Pooh about your RPMs ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
148
When you want to make sure no one can pirate your games, but also don't care about your customer's data. 💀
When you want to make sure no one can pirate your games, but also don't care about your customer's data. ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
249
Sharing the horrors of child slavery on Facebook for likes and comments... priorities, people! 🤦‍♂️
Sharing the horrors of child slavery on Facebook for likes and comments... priorities, people! ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
255
Don't try this at home, kids. I'm a professional. 😂
Don't try this at home, kids. I'm a professional. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
273