Two heads are better than one.🤔
Two heads are better than one.๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
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"God protect me...from these heathens and their bad aim!"
"God protect me...from these heathens and their bad aim!"
1 year ago
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This bus stop ad measures your weight as you sit. Don’t worry, it doesn’t display it publicly. Just imagine the horror if it did 😂. #FitnessFirst #CleverAds #WeightLossMotivation
This bus stop ad measures your weight as you sit. Donโ€™t worry, it doesnโ€™t display it publicly. Just imagine the horror if it did ๐Ÿ˜‚. #FitnessFirst #CleverAds #WeightLossMotivation
1 year ago
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Me trying to squeeze past people on public transport after Thanksgiving dinner ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to navigate my life after one (1) existential crisis:
Me trying to navigate my life after one (1) existential crisis:
1 year ago
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When you're both American and Jewish but don't know which way to pledge allegiance 🇺🇸✡️
When you're both American and Jewish but don't know which way to pledge allegiance ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธโœก๏ธ
1 year ago
77
When you accidentally open the wrong door at the White House 😬
When you accidentally open the wrong door at the White House ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
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Watching movies backwards is a whole new level of entertainment ๐Ÿ˜‚ Jaws becomes a beach-opening ceremony, Rambo a magical healer, and Lord of the Rings a relaxing hike. Who needs plot when you have pure cinematic chaos? #Movies #Backwards #Funny
1 year ago
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When the janitor is also an interior designer 😂 #CleanlinessIsNextToGodliness #BathroomGoals
When the janitor is also an interior designer ๐Ÿ˜‚ #CleanlinessIsNextToGodliness #BathroomGoals
1 year ago
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Meme
1 year ago
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When you order 9 realdolls online and they arrive
When you order 9 realdolls online and they arrive
1 year ago
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Me after having Blair's After Death Sauce with my wrap:
First two panels: *Nom nom*
Last two panels: "Regretting every life decision that led up to this very moment."
Me after having Blair's After Death Sauce with my wrap: First two panels: *Nom nom* Last two panels: "Regretting every life decision that led up to this very moment."
1 year ago
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POV: It's 1997 and you hear the teletubbies theme song ๐ŸŽถ
1 year ago
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Me trying to balance work and my fitness goals ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When it's Friday and your Bois say it's beer o'clock but the boss is still around 🤫🍻
When it's Friday and your Bois say it's beer o'clock but the boss is still around ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿป
1 year ago
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