Rambo's wardrobe choices clearly affect his kill count. 🤔 Guess shirts just get in the way of efficient bad-guy-dispatching. #Rambo #FashionForwardCombat
7 months ago
Me when my mom says no more video games for today 😂
7 months ago
When you're playing Yahtzee and roll five sixes: "NAHTZEE!"
7 months ago
When Darth Vader comes home and says: Clean up your room or you're grounded! 😂
7 months ago
Me pretending to be a Jedi after watching Star Wars for the first time 😂
7 months ago
My butt after trying the new "extra exfoliating" toilet paper 💀
7 months ago
When you want to bring your laptop to the pool party, but don't want to hold it 🍹💻
7 months ago
Me saving every bacon meme I find online so I can look at them when I'm hungry and/or sad 😂
7 months ago
Third term Bush? More like, "Four More Wars!" 💣
7 months ago
When you try to explain the different levels of NSFW to your grandma 👵
7 months ago
When the radio station says they have free air guitars, but you don't see any 🤔😂. It's all in your mind and hands baby! 🤘
7 months ago
When you're at a protest and need to remind everyone who's the boss of your uterus 😂 #MyBodyMyChoice #WomensRights
7 months ago
When you're trying to keep the peace but also low-key flexing those UN-issued shades 😎
7 months ago
When you ask Santa for a Fleshlight for Christmas 🎁🔪😱
7 months ago
I am vengeance. I am the night. I am... stuck. Can someone get the door for me?
7 months ago