Me struggling to put just the right amount of toothpaste on the brush. It's a fine art! ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
Rakim from Oakland spitting straight facts. Make computers like TVs so we can all get those high-paying Netflix and chill positions. ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
Nein! I said no dogs allowed in ze house! ๐Ÿ˜พ
7 months ago
When your one last time isn't the last time. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
7 months ago
When you find out the reception is BYOFB (Bring Your Own Fire and Barbecue).
7 months ago
POV: You forgot sunscreen on your twins at the beach.
7 months ago
When the escape room designer took 'over the top' a bit too seriously ๐Ÿ˜‚. Between the cyborg grizzly bear and the psychic octopus, I'm not sure where to even begin! Is that cake worth it? ๐Ÿค”
7 months ago
Me when someone says "I'm pregnant and it's yours":๐ŸŽถNever gonna give you up๐ŸŽถ
7 months ago
Me pretending to be shocked by the contents of my acceptance letter to Hogwarts
7 months ago
When the Death Star is just too tempting. ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
Santa's giving me some serious 'I know what you did last summer' vibes. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
7 months ago
When your friends dare you to do the most blasphemous thing you can think of in a museum ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
When you're on your period and become a bloody pad ninja assassin. ๐Ÿฉธ๐Ÿฅท
7 months ago
When your Yu-Gi-Oh deck is a little *too* thematic ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
Legos: They're not just for kids anymore. ๐Ÿ˜‚ #nsfw #lego #darkhumor
7 months ago