AIG exec steals $500M, gets 4 years. Homeless man steals $100 to eat, gets 15 years.  The system works… for someone, I guess. 🤔
AIG exec steals $500M, gets 4 years. Homeless man steals $100 to eat, gets 15 years. The system worksโ€ฆ for someone, I guess. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
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Me when I accidentally think in the teacher’s voice after they repeatedly drone on for an hour:
GET OUT OF MY MIND!!
Me when I accidentally think in the teacherโ€™s voice after they repeatedly drone on for an hour: GET OUT OF MY MIND!!
1 year ago
43
When you're a walking, talking 💩 magnet. 🧲🪰
When you're a walking, talking ๐Ÿ’ฉ magnet. ๐Ÿงฒ๐Ÿชฐ
1 year ago
66
Yo dawg, I heard you like dolls, so I put a doll inside your doll so you can play with a doll while you play with a doll.
Yo dawg, I heard you like dolls, so I put a doll inside your doll so you can play with a doll while you play with a doll.
1 year ago
59
Yo mama so fat, the escape velocity at her surface exceeds the speed of light.🤯 Even Stephen Hawking can't explain that!😂
Yo mama so fat, the escape velocity at her surface exceeds the speed of light.๐Ÿคฏ Even Stephen Hawking can't explain that!๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
74
Me trying to explain Psych humor to my friends 😂
Me trying to explain Psych humor to my friends ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
38
Me trying to explain to my mom why I came home at 3 AM smelling like cheap beer and regret
Me trying to explain to my mom why I came home at 3 AM smelling like cheap beer and regret
1 year ago
62
When mom questions your methods for determining someone's sexual orientation.
When mom questions your methods for determining someone's sexual orientation.
1 year ago
66
When you're feeling thirsty but remember you're the drink 🍻😂
When you're feeling thirsty but remember you're the drink ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
68
When you roast your friend so hard they catch a disease 💀
When you roast your friend so hard they catch a disease ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
69
I told my artist, I want to get a cattoo. I didn't expect this. 😂
I told my artist, I want to get a cattoo. I didn't expect this. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
52
Expectation vs Reality of Japanese School Girls 😂
Expectation vs Reality of Japanese School Girls ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
58
When you accidentally open the front camera 😂
When you accidentally open the front camera ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
54
I fire rockets at Israeli civilians and I am shocked, shocked I tell you, to find gambling is going on in here.
I fire rockets at Israeli civilians and I am shocked, shocked I tell you, to find gambling is going on in here.
1 year ago
61
When someone asks why non-Muslims aren't allowed in Mecca🤔
When someone asks why non-Muslims aren't allowed in Mecca๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
59