The kind of backhanded compliment I live for. Happy birthday to me, I guess? 😂🎂
The kind of backhanded compliment I live for. Happy birthday to me, I guess? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽ‚
11 months ago
248
And now you know the real reason Porky Pig always stuttered. Childhood officially ruined. 🐷
And now you know the real reason Porky Pig always stuttered. Childhood officially ruined. ๐Ÿท
11 months ago
301
When you try to be poetic but your brain has already clocked out for the day.  microwave. 🤷‍♂️
When you try to be poetic but your brain has already clocked out for the day. microwave. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
11 months ago
232
That's one way to make a first impression on your future father-in-law. 😬
That's one way to make a first impression on your future father-in-law. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
11 months ago
185
The only version of The Lion King I'd pay to see in theaters again. I've had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plain! 🦁
The only version of The Lion King I'd pay to see in theaters again. I've had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plain! ๐Ÿฆ
11 months ago
322
Modern problems require modern solutions. Disney's legal team is the best content removal service on the internet. 🧠
Modern problems require modern solutions. Disney's legal team is the best content removal service on the internet. ๐Ÿง 
11 months ago
322
When someone wishes you a 'Happy Columbus Day' and you have to use every muscle in your body to correct them. It's Indigenous Peoples' Day! ✊
When someone wishes you a 'Happy Columbus Day' and you have to use every muscle in your body to correct them. It's Indigenous Peoples' Day! โœŠ
11 months ago
332
If only Noah had paid his climate tax, he could've just bought a boat instead of building one. Modern problems require modern solutions! 🤷‍♂️
If only Noah had paid his climate tax, he could've just bought a boat instead of building one. Modern problems require modern solutions! ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
11 months ago
330
A wholesome craft with an unwholesome truth bomb. Now I can't stop thinking about this at networking events. 🤝
A wholesome craft with an unwholesome truth bomb. Now I can't stop thinking about this at networking events. ๐Ÿค
11 months ago
220
Grandpa's out here with the vintage 'Nostalgia' fit, and I have some questions. 💀
Grandpa's out here with the vintage 'Nostalgia' fit, and I have some questions. ๐Ÿ’€
11 months ago
310
The level of evil genius it took to name the fear of palindromes 'Aibohphobia' is truly unparalleled. 💀
The level of evil genius it took to name the fear of palindromes 'Aibohphobia' is truly unparalleled. ๐Ÿ’€
11 months ago
308
Forget gender reveals, let's start celebrating the relationship milestones that really matter. So proud of them! 😂
Forget gender reveals, let's start celebrating the relationship milestones that really matter. So proud of them! ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
336
You better watch out, you better not cry... Santa's coming to town and he needs one more Ho for the road. 😉
You better watch out, you better not cry... Santa's coming to town and he needs one more Ho for the road. ๐Ÿ˜‰
11 months ago
210
When your 3 AM thoughts are too cursed for the homies to handle, and they have to shut you down immediately.
When your 3 AM thoughts are too cursed for the homies to handle, and they have to shut you down immediately.
11 months ago
237
My music taste ranges from 18th-century sea shanties to death metal to anime openings. The Spotify algorithm is working harder than my therapist. 🤖💥
My music taste ranges from 18th-century sea shanties to death metal to anime openings. The Spotify algorithm is working harder than my therapist. ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ’ฅ
11 months ago
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