Jesus: "Hell yea nigga hit that shit" Pope: *lights blunt*
4 months ago
Me getting excited over โ€œFree Hand Jobsโ€ only to find out they were referring to something else ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
POV: You did all the work in the group project and now you're graduating with trust issues.
4 months ago
When snowmen realize they're just pre-shredded ski slopes. โ›„๏ธ๐ŸŽฟ
4 months ago
When you realize Ron Swanson was right all along ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
Me trying to assemble furniture from IKEA.
4 months ago
Me trying to explain the rules of Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock to someone who's only played Rock Paper Scissors: ๐Ÿ––
4 months ago
The real reason why Excel's icon is an X ๐Ÿ˜‚. Because it's right next to Pornhub ๐Ÿ˜
4 months ago
My superpower? Making everyone question their sexuality ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
Germans realizing they only have to deal with two world wars now. ๐ŸŽ‰
4 months ago
Sun Tzu giving some very insightful bathroom advice. ๐Ÿšฝ
4 months ago
Mao Zedong's guide to fine dining: "A dog that barks is not cooked well." I guess silence is golden... and delicious? ๐Ÿค”
4 months ago
Netflix, you've got some explaining to do. Recommending "The Human Centipede" after "A Bug's Life"? ๐Ÿ›โžก๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Kids, avert your eyes! This ain't no sequel.
4 months ago
Me pretending to enjoy the plastic food my niece made me for lunch
4 months ago
Me trying to mansplain after my bottom surgery ๐Ÿ’…
4 months ago