When you accidentally open the front-facing camera ๐Ÿคณ
2 months ago
Los Angeles, where dreams are made of... and homelessness is a real issue. โœจ๐ŸŒด #lalaland #realitycheck
2 months ago
When the political discourse gets a little too heated ๐Ÿ”ฅ
2 months ago
When you are driving fast and furious, and there's no family left so you have to actually pay for parking.
2 months ago
Me after telling someone on the internet to just 'learn to code' and 'pull themselves up by the bootstraps'๐Ÿ˜ด
2 months ago
Me trying to explain to my mom that sitting in traffic is less fulfilling than being a professional gamer ๐ŸŽฎ
2 months ago
Isaac Newton in 1670: *opens the door slightly, points a beam of light at the doorknob, and observes a rainbow projected onto a chair* Me: "Newton, what are you doing?" Newton: "Demonstrating that going outside is gay, obviously. ๐ŸŒˆ"
2 months ago
When the dog gets VIP treatment ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿพ
2 months ago
This is why I eat takeout every Mother's Day ๐Ÿ˜‚. It's better to be safe than sorry, especially when it comes to my husband's 'culinary creations' ๐Ÿคข. Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there who survived their husband's cooking!๐Ÿ’
2 months ago
Ken, always the romantic. "Doggy style? I'd rather have a puppy!" ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’„๐Ÿ’‹ In 100 years, archaeologists will uncover the truth: we were all just skeletons trying to look fabulous for the 'gram. #priorities #beautyisbonesdeep๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
If this is your first night at Waffle House, you have to fight. No syrup for the weak! ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฅž
2 months ago
When the marketing team takes "Final Destination" a bit too literally ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
POV: You rolled your eyes at your Mom in 1986
2 months ago
Me trying to remember which key is which without painting them๐Ÿ’…
2 months ago