Me after Thanksgiving Dinner 😂
2 months ago
Waking up a vegan with the smell of meat, the ultimate prank! 😂
2 months ago
Scrum masters after the 15-minute standup: "Mysteriously disappear into the ether to do very important, top-secret, can't-tell-you-about-it work" 🔮🤫
2 months ago
Me in the metaverse, enjoying a virtual steak, while my physical body is just chilling on the sidewalk probably about to get run over by a bus 😂
2 months ago
Me when someone calls out my meme addiction but I'm internet famous 😎
2 months ago
My shoelace broke. Most people would blame Trump, but I know it's climate change's fault. Clearly, rising sea levels weakened the structural integrity of my shoelaces. 🤔
2 months ago
Me trying to flirt 🤓😂
2 months ago
When you want to add more weight, but the weights want to add more you.🏋️😂
2 months ago
Back then, people knew how to fix cars. Now we need to be told not to drink battery acid. Progress? 🤔
2 months ago
Me and the boys making sure Tarzan keeps it PG-13 🐒
2 months ago
Me realizing halfway through my drive that I might've just run a few red lights because I was jamming too hard to "Bohemian Rhapsody". 😬
2 months ago
18 years? That's like 3 yoga retreats, a new yoga mat and one slightly used Peloton bike 😂 #ChildSupportYoga #AdultingIsHard
2 months ago
When you and your buddy realize you're the only ones with collars at the bar 😂 #straybar #doglife
2 months ago
Me trying to function after sitting down for too long. 🥲
2 months ago
When you accidentally open the family group chat after Thanksgiving dinner. 😬
2 months ago