Me trying to convince myself that this booster is totally necessary and not just a way to avoid doing laundry.
Me trying to convince myself that this booster is totally necessary and not just a way to avoid doing laundry.
8 months ago
27
When your body pillow is shy but you still gotta show off her cute belly 😜
When your body pillow is shy but you still gotta show off her cute belly ๐Ÿ˜œ
8 months ago
26
Chris learned the hard way, never trust a smiling sun 😈. SPF 10000 or bust!
Chris learned the hard way, never trust a smiling sun ๐Ÿ˜ˆ. SPF 10000 or bust!
8 months ago
25
Me when I take the shortcut and it doesnโ€™t work: ๐Ÿ’€
8 months ago
24
Me when someone asks why I crossed the road to get more chicken: BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FUCKING COOK IT!!🐔🔥
Me when someone asks why I crossed the road to get more chicken: BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FUCKING COOK IT!!๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”ฅ
8 months ago
24
Me calculating how fast I can get undressed after a long day: 🏃‍♀️💨
Me calculating how fast I can get undressed after a long day: ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
8 months ago
40
Roses are red, wine is also red. Poems are hard. Wine solves problems.🍷
Roses are red, wine is also red. Poems are hard. Wine solves problems.๐Ÿท
8 months ago
39
When you ask your cat to fix your computer and they take the expression "finding the mouse" a little too literally 😂
When you ask your cat to fix your computer and they take the expression "finding the mouse" a little too literally ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
23
Moderates be like: "We got this." Radicals be like: "Hold my beer and watch this."
Moderates be like: "We got this." Radicals be like: "Hold my beer and watch this."
8 months ago
19
In Ireland, you don't choose the water temperature, the water chooses you. 🔥❄️
In Ireland, you don't choose the water temperature, the water chooses you. ๐Ÿ”ฅโ„๏ธ
8 months ago
25
When you hear there are a few extra guests in the garage and Dad is happy about it.
When you hear there are a few extra guests in the garage and Dad is happy about it.
8 months ago
21
World peace is great and all, but have you considered a Lamborghini? 🤔
World peace is great and all, but have you considered a Lamborghini? ๐Ÿค”
8 months ago
29
When you're feeling artsy and your hand becomes your canvas.🦢🎨
When you're feeling artsy and your hand becomes your canvas.๐Ÿฆข๐ŸŽจ
8 months ago
40
When you're the only one in your friend group who knows how to use a mirror.
When you're the only one in your friend group who knows how to use a mirror.
8 months ago
29
Kevin's guide to getting all the panties in college. Step 1: Enroll in History of Women. Step 2: Tell a terrible pun. Step 3: Profit?
Kevin's guide to getting all the panties in college. Step 1: Enroll in History of Women. Step 2: Tell a terrible pun. Step 3: Profit?
8 months ago
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