Me on Mother's Day letting my wife know she wouldn't have kids without my contribution ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
This must be the real definition of "Like father, like son" ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
Dr. Evil explains modern economics. ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
When your parents' conversation has you questioning everything about bringing your cat to school ๐Ÿ˜น
2 months ago
Getting ready for a press conference be like ๐Ÿง€
2 months ago
Pro-choicers when a woman kills her dog vs. Pro-choicers when a woman kills her child ๐Ÿค”
2 months ago
Grandma's ready to drop in on some sweet internet trends. ๐Ÿ„โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ตโœจ Please follow her cosmic journey through the digital galaxy! #GrandmaSurfsTheWeb
3 months ago
When they read you your Miranda rights but you got some juicy gossip you just HAVE to share. ๐Ÿคซ
3 months ago
When restricting basic human rights gets you employee of the month. ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When you're so woke, you want to ban the one thing that keeps you warm and cooks your mammoth steaks. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Me pretending to be surprised when the bartender asks where my friends are after I just ordered 4 tequila shots for myself ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Trump's ingenious plan to expose media bias: prioritize puppy deportation. ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ“ฐ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When you realize the Pope is now Made in America ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Me trying to convince myself that bacon is healthy๐Ÿฅ“
3 months ago
Bernie's on his way to the climate change conference...in his private jet. Rules for thee, not for me! ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago